My entry into DI's little contest. It's pretty obviously a work of fantasy, as I have logically proven that Ray Comfort is, in fact, an atheist -- but never mind that, and enjoy.
RAY-COMFORTISM
Pope: Ray Comfort
Bishop: Kirk Cameron
Holy City: Bellflower, CA, USA
Creed: The Way of the Master
Holy Book: The collected writings of Ray Comfort
Fellowship: Whoever Ray bothers on the streets, as well as the membership of Comfort Food -- I mean, The Soapbox -- I mean, Atheist Central.
Faith: The belief that everything that Ray Comfort says that God says is completely true.
Agenda: To pretend really, really hard that they, and not we atheists, will win in the end.
Moral Code: Whatever Ray says that God says.
Language: Wishful Thinking Out Loud.
National Holiday: December 5
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Nice.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I think your Holy City should have been Machala, Ecuador. According to a 2 second Google search it is the proclaimed "Banana Capital of the World".
Niiice!
ReplyDeleteBellflower is Ray's home town.
Correction on National Holiday:
ReplyDeleteFeb. 30th, same as National God Day.
Niiice!
ReplyDeleteBellflower is Ray's home town.
Heh. I know. I was going with Banana Capital for the humor value :P
Where does ol' Todd Friel fit in?
ReplyDeleteDecember 5 = Ray's birthday.
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