Using Ray's definition, show how some cause, principle, or activity is a religion:
It’s interesting to note that one definition of religion is:And remember, like Ray, you have to arbitrarily capitalize whatever you are addressing, regardless of the grammatical incorrectness of it:
"A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion."
That rightly describes the ardent atheist cause. Despite protests to the contrary by its faithful adherents, atheism is a form of religion.
Atheists may not like it, but even though they do not believe that they owe allegiance to God, like Buddhism, Atheism (note the capitalization) is a religion and those that adhere to its beliefs are "religious."So, if yours is on stamp collecting, be sure to make it Stamp Collecting, and then make a reference to note the capitalization.
Finally, define the various aspects of the religion:
Pope: Charles DarwinJust as a note, don't be afraid to misconstrue or redefine whatever you are addressing to make it fit, like Ray did with atheism:
Bishops: Richard Dawkins • Daniel Dennett • Sam Harris • Christopher Hitchens
Holy City: Oxford, England
Creed: Darwinian evolution
Holy book: Origin of Species
Fellowship: Universal
Faith: The belief that there is no God
Agenda: The stop the advance of Christianity
Moral Code: Societal dictates
Language: Speculation
National Holiday: April 1st.
Although many flinch at the thought that they have faith in anything, they believe that there’s no God, and even have "works" to confirm it.I shall submit mine at a later time :-)
P.S. I'm rather interested to see Kaitlyn's submission ;)
I do win, don't I? and if not, why not?
ReplyDeleteIs maturbation a religion?
ReplyDeleteJust askin......
I happen to be a pedestrian, raised up that way....
ReplyDeleteI hope you can empathise!
Star Trek is a religion:
ReplyDeletePope: Gene Roddenberry
Bishops: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, and DeForrest Kelley
Holy City: Riverside, Iowa. The future birthplace of Captain Kirk
Creed: Live long and prosper
Holy Book: The Star Trek Encyclopedia
Fellowship: Weird looking aliens
Faith: Teleportation will one day be a reality. So will Klingons.
Agenda: To boldly go where no man has gone before
Moral Code: We come in peace. Shoot to Kill
Language: Nerd
Shmokin’ Weed
ReplyDeletePope: Bob Marley
Bishop: Jerry Garciaand some other dudes
Holy City: Amsterdam or Vancouver or Wherever
Creed: Puff, Puff, Pass
Holy Book: High Times
Fellowship: Getting high..duh.
Faith: My eyes aren’t that red, right?…right?
Agenda: Getting high..duh.
Moral Code: Don’t bogart
Language: huh?
National Holiday: 4:20 pm
Ignorrance ist a Relition (notE the CapitalizAtion):
ReplyDeletePope: what?
Bishops: what?
Holy City: what?
Creed: what?
Holy book: what?
Fellowship: what?
Faith: what?
Agenda: what?
Moral Code: what?
Language: what?
National Holiday: what?
G.E.
Tom Jonesism
ReplyDeletePope: Tom Jones
Bishops: Delilah
Holy City: Trefforest, Pontypridd, Wales
Creed: It's Not Unusual
Holy book: n/a - we have a Holy Album - The Best of Tom Jones
Fellowship: She's a Lady
Faith: Tom Jones rules
Agenda: making sure that everybody loves the music of Tom Jones
Moral Code: Everybody must listen to Tom Jones
Language: English with a Welsh accent
National Holiday: June 7
nafa--
ReplyDeleteInteresting choice. Their communion wafer could be a Dorito!
Oops...
ReplyDeleteI forgot one:
National Holiday: Stardate 8128 (The death of Spock)
P.S. I'm rather interested to see Kaitlyn's submission ;)
ReplyDelete:P I hath submitted upon mine blog.
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ReplyDeleteI can't believe no one did this yet...
ReplyDeletePope: Frodo
Bishops: Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peregrin Took, Gandalf the Grey, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimili and Boromir.
Holy City: Hobbiton, Minas Tirith
Creed: "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."
Holy book: The Lord of the Rings
Fellowship: ......of the ring......
Faith: The the ring will be destroyed by Frodo in time to save all of Middle Earth, that good triumphs over evil, that people will do the right thing even if it's difficult
Agenda: To destroy the one ring and save Middle Earth
Moral Code: Don't make evil magic rings, don't piss off Aragorn and try to keep him from his rightful throne - also, pissing off elves is generally a bad idea.
Language: Elvish
National Holiday: Who's ever 111th birthday it is that year sets the date.
Pope: Steve Jobs
ReplyDeleteBishops: Steve Wozniak • Andy Hertzfeld • Bill Atkinson • Jonathan Ive • Jef Raskin(Excommunicated)
Holy City: Cupertino, California
Creed: The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it.
Holy book(s): Inside Macintosh and the Macintosh HIG
Fellowship: Artsy types and smart Computer users :)
Faith: Steve is always right, long live the Steve
Agenda: setting the bar just that much higher to push everyone else to strive to do better
Moral Code(s): It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy
Language: Objective-C (Was AppleBASIC)
National Holiday: April 1st (1976).
Fundie cat sez lolcatz iz a religun
ReplyDeletePope: Ceiling cat
Bishops: Monorail cat, Tubcat
Holy City: Catbox
Creed: I can haz cheezeburger!
Holy book: I cannot reedz.
Fellowship: Anyone wit cheezeburger!
Faith: U will giv me cheezeburger!
Agenda: Ceiling cat waches u masturbait.
Moral Code: Kill dog!
Language: Fracturd inglish.
National Holiday: Is caturday
ReplyDeleteI just want to know why, if he says the banana is the atheist's worst nightmare, it wasn't listed as our devil or anti-darwin?
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ReplyDeleteFundie cat sez lolcatz iz a religun
Pope: Ceiling cat
Bishops: Monorail cat, Tubcat
Holy City: Catbox
Creed: I can haz cheezeburger!
Holy book: I cannot reedz.
Fellowship: Anyone wit cheezeburger!
Faith: U will giv me cheezeburger!
Agenda: Ceiling cat waches u masturbait.
Moral Code: Kill dog!
Language: Fracturd inglish.
National Holiday: Is caturday
I LOL'd! (and I spend to much time thinking about LOLcatz)
Ray's latest few posts are real obvious attempts at "Atheist-bait". Pretty dull.
Except where he decided to ban "Christ Follower" because of his name.
and what's with his latest post?
Palin rocks. We are not going to have an Obama-nation.
Posted by Ray Comfort on 9/03/2008 07:40:00 PM
Does he often get political? I noticed that one of the "Living Waters" staff donated to some Republican guy...
http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/neighbors.php?type=name&lname=Zwayne&fname=Emeal
That last link should have been THIS
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ReplyDeleteMarillionism
ReplyDeleteThe zeal and conscientious devotion which fans show towards the band, even extending to the collection - unasked - $50,000 to finance a US tour when they discovered the band were unable to afford to come to the US in the late 1990s is well documented. This is the band that invented the now commonplace practice of asking the fanbase to finance the recording of albums up front. To their fans, this is a true religion. One which never disapoints and always delivers on its promises. You will be a believer. Amen.
Pope: Steve Hogarth
Bishops: Derek Dick (former Pope), Ian Mosley, Mark Kelly, Steve Rothery, Pete Trewavas
Holy City: Aylesbury, England
Creed: Marillionism
Holy book: Separated Out by Jon Collins
Fellowship: Universal
Faith: The belief that Marillion is the best rock band in the world
Agenda: To promote the music of the band Marillion
Moral Code: It is acceptable to puchase multiple copies of the band's singles in an attempt to boost chart position
Language: Primarily English
National Holiday: March 1st (anniversary of first gig)
Such harsh lanuage from intellectuals? You are really showing your IQs with your profanity!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you debate the evidence we provide on Atheist Central?
You could learn alot from Einstein, Flew, Sir Isaac Newton, and Greenleaf ... to name a few! :)
Did you guys forget to spray for trolls again?
ReplyDeleteHow nice is is that Terry has crawled out of Comforts ass long enough to visit here.
ReplyDeletePlease Terry, get your lying delusional, science degreed ass to the nearest VA hospital and get some help.
As a fellow Navy retiree,I'm truly ashamed for you. Anything else I could say would be lost on you.
Terry:
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you debate the evidence we provide on Atheist Central?
We can't debate the evidence until you provide some. The nonsense you post isn't evidence of anything other than the fact you don't know what you are talking about.
Burtonism
ReplyDeletePope: Terry Burton
Bishop: Wild about Gospel, Man with a Badge, Fake dale
Holy City: A Houseboat up on blocks in land-locked Kansas
Creed: IRT
Holy DVD: HBKS
Fellowship: Having a BBQ for the ‘A’s every Tuesday.
Faith: Denying reality.
Agenda: Attempting to fit entire head up Ray Comfort’s ass.
Moral Code: About 2000 years outdated
Language: Incoherent babble.
National Holiday: Everyday is a holiday from reality
I think Nafa wins the thread.
ReplyDeleteHow did Ray come to be afraid of sunlight?
ReplyDeleteSilent Dave - do I Detect a fellow Follower of the one true Religion of Marillionism in our Midst..?
ReplyDeleteWhether tis by chance or whether tis by Conscious Action, verily hast thou invoked the classic 1995 Album by our Saviours!
Praise Be!
(Are all my capitals in the right place?)
Except where he decided to ban "Christ Follower" because of his name.
ReplyDeleteHoly cow that pisses me off. So I changed my name to Christ Follower. MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD DO THAT.