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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Ray was causing lust in my heart

I think I just threw up in my mouth when I typed that title. But, yeah, facial hair turns me on so I had to crop parts of you out, Ray.

Just to be sure there would be no lust at all I took out all of the hair. I feel so clean and pure now.




EDIT: The neck wrinkles were making Maragon wet and I realized I was becoming highly aroused due to his top button of his shirt not being completely fastened and thus exposing his Adam's apple.

We should all be safe from lust now....

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44 comments:

  1. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 1:52 PM

    Too bad- LOOK AT MY DISPLAY PIC!!!

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  2. MaragonSeptember 20, 2008 at 1:52 PM

    Could you black out the neck wrinkles too? Those make me so wet.

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  3. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    Ray's russian?

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  4. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 1:58 PM

    RS,

    GIT RIGHT WITH GAWD!!! DON'T MAKE ME LUST!!!

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  5. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 1:59 PM

    NEVER!

    You've committed adultery! Are you a good person!!!??

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  6. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:03 PM

    RS,

    I am sooo tempted to 'shop that banana into something else....I wonder if I could dare break the strike and try to slip it through at Ray's?

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  7. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:05 PM

    oohhh....


    I double dog dare you.


    Muahahahahahaha!!!

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  8. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:06 PM

    I've become 7 years old again!

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  9. Debunkey MonkeySeptember 20, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    I think I have comfort fever! O_O

    Just kidding. :)

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  10. Debunkey MonkeySeptember 20, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    He actually isn't all that bad looking though, seriously. It's obvious he takes good care of himself.

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  11. Debunkey MonkeySeptember 20, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    In fact, he is very distinguished and handsome.

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  12. Debunkey MonkeySeptember 20, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    I'm sorry I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make it sound like I didn't like how Ray looks. He's a beautiful human being.

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  13. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    Okay.

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  14. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    I still think Ray's a pedophile.

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  15. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:21 PM

    Kaitlyn,

    Don't let my avatar turn you on.

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  16. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    Well, let's see if it does.....here we go....

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  17. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:25 PM

    Ok, If that one gets through I'll be banned for life!

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  18. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:26 PM

    ha ha.

    What'd you write?

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  19. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    I didn't save it, but it went like this...

    Hi Ray, I haven't been by since the strike started but I just wanted to stop by and say hello.

    I also wanted to say that I think it is pretty unfair of you to tell Maragon her photo is immodest considering some of the things that you let pass through here.

    Thanks for listening, Ray.


    _____

    I tried to keep it as clean and nice as possible so maybe they wouldn't check the profile pic and just let it slid right on through.

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  20. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:30 PM

    slide, not slid.

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  21. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:31 PM

    NICE.

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  22. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    it went through.

    I posted something too, agreeing with Ray. muahaha

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  23. Ranting StudentSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    DO IT!

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  24. TJHSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:38 PM

    Your comment with the photoshopped photo is there nonmagic. You're banned, babe. Beautiful.

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  25. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    I couldn't think of a better way to go out. hehe!

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  26. TJHSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:43 PM

    But long before someone over there notices? I hope it takes awhile before they remove it.

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  27. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:46 PM

    Surely one of their nosy little snoops will go looking at the pics now that RS used Ray's pic and so did I.

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  28. TJHSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    Well, I would love to see their faces when they do notice it. It'll be like a woman showing her ankle during the Victorian Age.

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  29. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    Well, if someone doesn't notice I'll just have to keep dropping by til they do.

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  30. WeemaryanneSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    A secret lust
    You may unmask
    If you will just
    Remove the 'stache --
    BURMA SHAVE!

    .....Oh dear nonexistent god. Now I'M tempted to break the strike, with this bit o' doggerel....

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  31. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:06 PM

    Go, Wee, Go !!!

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  32. FroggieSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    They will probably read about it here and go running back to Ray.
    What a shit-for-brains.

    NM,
    You might post it on all the posts you can. Infect the whole nest of nincompoops. hehe.

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  33. FroggieSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:24 PM

    Wee,
    One of your best!

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  34. FroggieSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:35 PM

    Ray might not post comments for several hours in which case all those shit-for-brains will will have time to enjoy NM's avatar.....

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  35. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    Dale,

    It's probably the most action they've seen in years.

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  36. FroggieSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    NM,
    Yeah, Vera will probably have that up as her wallpaper......

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  37. FroggieSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    NM,
    You are gonna be sooooo banned!

    My wife has wandered by and I had to explain the source of my hilarity. She aways says, "Picking on those hapless christians again...."

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  38. nonmagicSeptember 20, 2008 at 3:59 PM

    Dale, I think I'll go get a 6 pack and have a small celebration tonight to celebrate my banning!

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  39. FroggieSeptember 20, 2008 at 7:28 PM

    NM,
    I had a case of Heinekens languishing in the closet off the laundry room all week.

    That is no longer the case. ***pounding a couple***

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  40. YaegerSeptember 20, 2008 at 8:34 PM

    The jokes on you all. Black censor boxes are my fetish.

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  41. WhatevermanSeptember 20, 2008 at 8:56 PM

    'magic, I think we need an appropriately edited Terry avatar. Can you make it so?

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  42. Matthew WoollerSeptember 21, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    Sooooo - which Chuckle Brother is Ray??

    http://www.chelfing.com/userimages/Chelfingchuckle.jpg

    M

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  43. WhatevermanSeptember 21, 2008 at 10:43 AM

    I think that facial hair is very intoxicating...

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  44. nonmagicSeptember 21, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    Whateverman,

    As soon as Ray and the Rayheads get their fill of this one, I'm all over it.

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