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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Ray was causing lust in my heart

I think I just threw up in my mouth when I typed that title. But, yeah, facial hair turns me on so I had to crop parts of you out, Ray.

Just to be sure there would be no lust at all I took out all of the hair. I feel so clean and pure now.




EDIT: The neck wrinkles were making Maragon wet and I realized I was becoming highly aroused due to his top button of his shirt not being completely fastened and thus exposing his Adam's apple.

We should all be safe from lust now....

46 comments:

  1. Could you black out the neck wrinkles too? Those make me so wet.

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  2. RS,

    GIT RIGHT WITH GAWD!!! DON'T MAKE ME LUST!!!

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  3. NEVER!

    You've committed adultery! Are you a good person!!!??

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  4. RS,

    I am sooo tempted to 'shop that banana into something else....I wonder if I could dare break the strike and try to slip it through at Ray's?

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  5. oohhh....


    I double dog dare you.


    Muahahahahahaha!!!

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  6. I think I have comfort fever! O_O

    Just kidding. :)

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  7. He actually isn't all that bad looking though, seriously. It's obvious he takes good care of himself.

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  8. In fact, he is very distinguished and handsome.

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  9. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make it sound like I didn't like how Ray looks. He's a beautiful human being.

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  10. Kaitlyn,

    Don't let my avatar turn you on.

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  11. holy Fucking shit NM!

    That's the funniest picture ever.

    If that ever makes Ray's blog...

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  12. Well, let's see if it does.....here we go....

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  13. Ok, If that one gets through I'll be banned for life!

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  14. I didn't save it, but it went like this...

    Hi Ray, I haven't been by since the strike started but I just wanted to stop by and say hello.

    I also wanted to say that I think it is pretty unfair of you to tell Maragon her photo is immodest considering some of the things that you let pass through here.

    Thanks for listening, Ray.


    _____

    I tried to keep it as clean and nice as possible so maybe they wouldn't check the profile pic and just let it slid right on through.

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  15. it went through.

    I posted something too, agreeing with Ray. muahaha

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  16. HOLY SHIT!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WENT THROUGH!!!

    MUST SCREEN SHOT NOW!!!

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  17. Your comment with the photoshopped photo is there nonmagic. You're banned, babe. Beautiful.

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  18. I couldn't think of a better way to go out. hehe!

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  19. But long before someone over there notices? I hope it takes awhile before they remove it.

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  20. Surely one of their nosy little snoops will go looking at the pics now that RS used Ray's pic and so did I.

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  21. Well, I would love to see their faces when they do notice it. It'll be like a woman showing her ankle during the Victorian Age.

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  22. Well, if someone doesn't notice I'll just have to keep dropping by til they do.

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  23. A secret lust
    You may unmask
    If you will just
    Remove the 'stache --
    BURMA SHAVE!

    .....Oh dear nonexistent god. Now I'M tempted to break the strike, with this bit o' doggerel....

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  24. They will probably read about it here and go running back to Ray.
    What a shit-for-brains.

    NM,
    You might post it on all the posts you can. Infect the whole nest of nincompoops. hehe.

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  25. Ray might not post comments for several hours in which case all those shit-for-brains will will have time to enjoy NM's avatar.....

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  26. Dale,

    It's probably the most action they've seen in years.

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  27. NM,
    Yeah, Vera will probably have that up as her wallpaper......

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  28. NM,
    You are gonna be sooooo banned!

    My wife has wandered by and I had to explain the source of my hilarity. She aways says, "Picking on those hapless christians again...."

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  29. Dale, I think I'll go get a 6 pack and have a small celebration tonight to celebrate my banning!

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  30. NM,
    I had a case of Heinekens languishing in the closet off the laundry room all week.

    That is no longer the case. ***pounding a couple***

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  31. The jokes on you all. Black censor boxes are my fetish.

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  32. 'magic, I think we need an appropriately edited Terry avatar. Can you make it so?

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  33. Sooooo - which Chuckle Brother is Ray??

    http://www.chelfing.com/userimages/Chelfingchuckle.jpg

    M

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  34. I think that facial hair is very intoxicating...

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  35. Whateverman,

    As soon as Ray and the Rayheads get their fill of this one, I'm all over it.

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