I recently checked an email account I hadn't used in... well, a while.
It was 100% full with spam, but some of the titles were kinda funny.
The best was this: "Naked chocolate Jesus rises again"
NAKED CHOCOLATE JESUS! How awsome is that?
I'm converting to a born again christian right now! Ray! Wait for meeeee!!!
Others included: "Japan's camera phone craze spreads to funerals", "Second Of Two Stolen Monkeys Being Returned To Owner" and "12 Pounds Of Pot Mailed To Elementary School".
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A Tom Waits song called "chocolate Jesus"
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Tom Waits is the best.
Contrived joke of the day:
ReplyDeleteThat's no spam you got there, these are clearly "I can't believe it's not not news"!
I actually sent my sister's emails to spam for a while until she promised not to send any more chain letters or jokes. hehe.
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