Why would God (Ultimate Insider),
Be opaque, or choose to hide, or
Wish to conceal
What may be revealed
By CERN's new Large Hadron Collider?
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(blush) Eh, that one's not too awful.
I'm currently trying to write a limerickal expression of my forbidden love for Dr. Stephen Cox, a perfectly adorable young man who works on the LHC. You may encourage me in this dreadful habit by suggesting rhymes for:
- boson
- subatomic
- particle
- discovery
Many thanks,
Wee
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You better watch out! That hard on colidder might produce black holes and eat up the earth. Then you'll be sorry!
ReplyDeleteHow about rhymes for Cox?
ReplyDeleteJust say that a couple times, ....Cox..cox..cox..cox..cox..cox..cox.. haha, you said cox.
boson:
ReplyDelete* who's on
* toes on (the rug, etc)
* crows on (as in makes noise)
subatomic
* colonic (best I could come up with)
particle:
* sparticle (duh!)
* article
* are tickled (it's a stretch)
discovery:
* recovery
Sorry, that's all I got in me. GL :)
Not sure if you guys have seen this one yet:
ReplyDeleteLarge Hadron Collider
You can check in and see if the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet.
" mjarsulic said...
ReplyDeleteNot sure if you guys have seen this one yet:
Large Hadron Collider
You can check in and see if the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet."
That link = win.
I lol'd irl.
LOL at mjar's link.
ReplyDeleteNobody needs to be afraid of science.
Doggerel, on the other hand, is scary as hell.
Dale said:
ReplyDeleteYou better watch out! That hard on colidder might produce black holes and eat up the earth. Then you'll be sorry!
The scientists have actually been getting death threats for that very reason. Cox's response:
"Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat."