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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Terry Burton: Up to His Old Tricks? Or Is It a Poe?

Brand New Christian said...

Great Post Ray!

Silly Atheists are their silly ideals. Who needs evidence when you have FAITH!

Plus the evidence is clear! A creation requires a Creator!

Checkmate, Atheists!

Thanks to this blog, i'm no longer an Atheist.

In fact, last night I prayed to Jesus to show me a sign of His glorious existence, and this morning in my cereal bowl, my cheerios moved into the form of the Cross! It was a miracle. I'm telling all my Ahh theist friends about this blog so they can get a fresh sip of cool Truth!

In His Glorious Love,
BNC

34 comments:

  1. Ups, sorry, I did not see who the author was, so I assumed ... he, he, how embarrassing ... I bet it is a Poe.

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  2. I was certain it was TB at first, but then it seemed to go over edge, and it references Mark W. Laine 's "ahhh-theist", and, I can't recall who now, but the "cool sip of water" phrase. But will the people it parodies notice?

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  3. When I bring that thread up Ray has somehow been cut off in mid-threat.

    When I bring up the page it reads:

    "...That leaves us all in big trouble. Without a Savior we will get exactly what we deserve, and that is a"

    It happens both when I read the original page and when I 'show original post' also.



    Maybe Blogger's bullshit filter finally clogged up.

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  4. Poe! The whole "checkmate, atheists" line makes me think it's Edward Current.

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  5. Edward Current.

    If that name is ever mentioned here again, please don't do it.. I might self-destruct.

    I know you don't care... so, fuck you and Edwrd too!

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  6. why, what's wrong with EDWARD CURRENT??
    *waits for Dale to explode*

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  7. I'm no Poe! Poe was a heathen and is in HELL! You all will join him soon if you don't repent!


    In the name of the Lamb of God, the Saviour, The Redeemer, The Holiest of Holies,

    Amen

    -BNC

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  8. HAHAHA! I read somewhere Poe was an atheist.

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  9. BNC,

    OK! I am convinced!

    In reality, there no Poes. Just people like you that purport to be Poes, yet you try to pull out the spiritual crap line. Well done, though.

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  10. That did it.





    Keep your trolls on your own blog, Comfort!

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  11. Sorry dale but it just hacks me off. I mean, they come over from across the street, they crap on the lawn...

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  12. Cap,

    You said, "they crap on the lawn..."

    Indeed, they do. And you will continue to oppose that type of deficit thinking, as I do. Stupid fuckers that they are.

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  13. I posted a comment to Ray to close the gate and keep his nuts on his side of the street or I'd turn on the sprinklers. I'm gonna look in Friday or so to see if it went up.

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  14. Rufus..."When I bring that thread up Ray has somehow been cut off in mid-threat.


    (Ray said)"...That leaves us all in big trouble. Without a Savior we will get exactly what we deserve, and that is a"


    We should speculate on how Ray was gonna end that sentence. I say it's atomic weggies. We all deserve atomic weggies.

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  15. It looks like a Terry post.
    Every single one of his posts is the same.

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  16. Unlike Terry posts, this one is a bit too coherent and seems intentionally funny.

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  17. BNC is RANTING like a STUDENT of Ray's.

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  18. I'd bet my filthy, rotten, smelly, wretched soul on it.

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  19. I wonder if Terry really does pray for every person he says he does. Must take him a long time to do it.

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  20. Probably not by name. Something like, all the atheists and sinners, like that.

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  21. BNC beat me to it. I was contemplating a similar "conversion" :)

    Dale, why the rage against EC? I won't mention his name as I don't want you to self-destruct. Personally I find his satire quite witty. His "cool design" video was particularly well done.

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  22. John Doyle, All,
    "Dale, why the rage against EC? I won't mention his name as I don't want you to self-destruct. Personally I find his satire quite witty. His "cool design" video was particularly well done."

    Crap, I got my wires crossed. I was confusing him with a guy that wrote some stuff on a christian site a couple months ago.

    Sorry for the confusion.

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  23. Seriously guys, go check out Terry's blog and Watch HBKS! it will change your life!

    HBKS! HBKS!


    In His Love, which never stops, only gets stronger, until the Rapture,

    BNC

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  24. BNC,

    I normally don't respond to NO PROFILE! SPooK!

    Space clams, rock to croc?
    hee hee haa hooooo.

    Where's Dick Dawkins book?

    Darwin was on crack aboard HMS Beagle. Ray, Kirk and Lawman, love ya.

    Your a wolf in wooly clothes. I'm a animalogy degree person.

    I know who you are. Your an A! Tonight is BBQ night!

    I can't wait to see you in hell. YES, that's where you're going! Love ya Ray. Beg Jesus, your Lord and Savior, for mercy. NOW!
    Prayin' for ya!!!!!! Haaa Waaa woooo heeee.

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  25. Alright, so what gave it away? LOL.

    I thought "the Holiest of Holies" was pretty damn funny.


    Was fun while it lasted.

    It appears Ray has caught on and is no longer approving my comments.

    Changing my moniker, getting a little more subtle, and will try it again soon.

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  26. What gave it away? Well, it was too much like Terry ... except with a little more "sense." The writing is too good for them, too "logical." The sentences connect all too well for Terry. (Despite your effort not to.)

    G.E.

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  27. Too much like Terry?

    Hmm, that gives me an idea.

    No, I'm not ranting student. I've posted a few times under Christopher.

    I just got tired of the being called a fool by being rational, so I decided to act a little foolish.

    You guys jumped on it quick. i was impressed. I wonder if you will catch it as quickly the next time.

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  28. For me the cheerios story gave you away. It was a little too crazy and hilarious, even for Terry.

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