http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/index.html
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We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.
We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.
We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.
The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind.
Ok, so apparently this website provides a service where, for $40 a year, a True Christian can store ‘left behind’ letters, survivalist info, million dollar tracts or whatever. Then when all the True Christians have been Raptured the stored materials will be auto-emailed to the left behinded loved ones.
Are you fucking shitting me? Really, if anyone is this stupid then they deserved to be ripped off. I say we stop fighting ‘em and join ‘em. People are going to throw their money away on this shit anyways, they might as well give it to me.
I gonna start working on my threats of Hell business model….
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The already fleeced getting fleeced again. Ya gotta love it.
ReplyDeleteMy new business is selling desktop airbags. For the low, low price of $295, you'll get an airbag that deploys automatically when you read a dumb creationist quote and reflexively do a nose dive.
ReplyDeletechristians screwing over other christians. Oh boy!
ReplyDeleteGeoff,
There could be a market in that, some of those creationist comments could kill enough brain cells to render someone unconscious.
Geoff,
ReplyDeleteI'll take 3.
My favorite End of Times business:for a modest sum of money an atheist will promise to check on your pets and find them good homes in case you are raptured.
ReplyDeleteI'm almost tempted to start this one myself.
The credit for this idea goes to a fellow Raytractor- but I can't remember which one- Clos maybe.
I can't wait to get my post Rapture emails. I'll join "Rayford Steele" and "Buck Williams" in the Tribulation Force. And I'll turn on you evil atheists in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteThere's another Rapture Letters site out there (I can't remember the link) that actually is run by atheists. They say something like "we're atheists so we'll definitely be here when you get raptured to send those letters!"
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