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Monday, August 18, 2008

Terry's House


Is there something you need to confess Terry? Like Boobies?

19 comments:

  1. You forgot the heavily padded walls, the bars on the windows and door, and all the mental health care employees wearing white.

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  2. I just want to point out that Terry drinks Budweiser. Am I saying that you're a loon if you drink Bud? No. But I will say that loons drink Bud.

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  3. I think you have a causal relation there Lance. I'm a pabst guy myself. Go figure.

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  4. The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God

    Galatians 5:19-21 (NIV)

    Someone apparently needs to (re)read Galatians.

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  5. I was gonna say that somebody needs to try some all-malt beer, but okay.

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  6. You guys are so mean!

    Maybe Terry just runs a ministry for boozehounds out of his house!

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  7. Budweiser is the only "beer" the Bible condemns by name.

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  8. Budweiser is the only "beer" the Bible condemns by name.

    You're taking that out of context. It was Bud Light with lime.

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  9. Is that the dry-docked houseboat?

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  10. Fair enough. Terryhas been outed as a hypocritical fuckwit. He likes boobs, just like godless atheists do. THen again, perhaps he uses the poster as a test, a test of his ability to tune out temptation and toe the line of christian prudishness. I can hear him now '...must not fap...must not fap'.

    Still more disturbing to me is that here is a grown man WHO HAS APANSY_ASS DOLPHIN POSTER ON HIS WALL! I'll bet there are a few unicorns as well. No very prominent christian symbold to be seen, certainly not a buxom virgin Mary.

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  11. Note to self...check punctuation and spelling...

    that should be 'a pansy-ass dolphin poster',...and symbol, not symbold...and some spaces between words would be nice. Sorry.

    Lest I come off as an ignorant theist.

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  12. Wait, HOL' UP. Did Terry actually post this somewhere? I thought it was a joke...

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  13. yes, jason,
    this is a real pic of terry's house.

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  14. I was wondering about the pic myself. Did it come from his blogs or web site?

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  15. I sent Terry an email, telling him I liked the chick in the poster. I figure he'll say some atheists broke in and hung it there to make him look bad. It was probably Richard Dawkins.

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  16. I found it on the website he is selling his houseboat on. dont remember.

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  17. I Googled Terry Burton houseboat for sale and found it. The ad says the boat has a new "bathhouse". Bathhouse. Hmmmm. If I had more money than I knew what to do with, I'd buy it and rename it. Something like the SS Charles Darwin, or SS Richard Dawkins. Then I'd arm it, and sail through the Canal up to Huntington Beach some Saturday afternoon and shell Ray as he street preaches.

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  18. I've been there. You wouldn't really be able to see Ray from the water. If he actually shows up instead of wasting your vacation day.

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  19. Well, if my armaments were sophisticated enough, I wouldn't need to actually see him.

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