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Monday, August 18, 2008

Sex Ed


I always knew they were gay.

14 comments:

  1. Is there a funnier fruit than the banana?
    You're a funny bastard Mr. Mud.

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  2. Ms. wee,

    Kumquat sounds funny but a muppet holding a banana, that's just funny. Bert holding a banana is funny too.

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  3. On a technical note--In that Bert & Ernie photo, that isn't a banana that Ernie's holding. It's not widely known but muppet penises disconnect.

    You just yank 'em right off.

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  4. Cap'n,

    See? Not so funny if he's holding a kumquat. Game, set, match.

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  5. But what if he's holding a pear?

    I mean pair.

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  6. Double entendre and now puns? Not bad. Not good but not bad.

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  7. I know, I know.

    I'm getting better, but I'll never be well.

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  8. It's all about the banana. Never loose sight of that.

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  9. Be all the banana you can be.

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  10. A guy was electrocuted over at the bakery this morning.
    He sat on a fruitcake and the currants went up his ass.

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  11. Did you hear about the new deli opening in Israel?

    They call it Cheeses of Nazareth.

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  12. The Catholics have opened a new drive through confessional up here.
    The sign says, "Toot and Tell, or Go to Hell."

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  13. I love cheeses with all my heart.

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