"My testimony includes hearing the still small voice of God(audible) and countless times when I have had conversations with God that are inaudible to anyone but me."
I don't think this even needs any further commentary. But I will add this; replace god with Santa Claus, faeries, giant pink elephants or the family dog, and you've got schizophrenia. Son of Sam style.
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Maybe Mark and Sye hear the same headchatter and that is how they can "know something", and we can't!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe question is, why don't we get the same headchatter so we can know something??? According to them, I must not know a thing. Who are all you people?
Mark W. Laine is the same guy who says, "The Lord Rebuke Thee".
ReplyDeleteIt's funny, not only do these people claim to speak to others in their head, but they believe that by using old english, you might actually be granted power.
They speak that way because their theology hasn't progressed in 2,000 years.
ReplyDeleteAnybody see that photo he has of him and his family?
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, I really want to say something, but I'm afraid that it would be way over the line. But I can't help but think something that I'm sure that is occuring to some of you as well - especially in light of things that he said regarding certain people's lifestyle "choices."
And that's as specific as I'm going to get on that one. You either know what I mean or you don't. Or, you all now think that I'm a crazy person.
They speak that way because their theology hasn't progressed in 2,000 years.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to progress as a "subject of study" when the whole enterprise is trying to square a circle.
ReplyDeletebut they believe that by using old english
ReplyDeleteAhem, but that would be Early Modern English. Old English is what the Anglo Saxons spoke, with stuff like "Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum."
What's that? It's still summer? Don't need to be an anal-retentive teacher who corrects everybody?
No wonder I don't have any friends.
: ( Sniff...
OH! You're Right Lance! I'm sorry!
ReplyDeleteAnd I just finished reading Orwells "Politics and the English Language" essay...
how can I make such a mistake!?
Lance, yep. Know what you mean.
ReplyDeleteI saw this earlier over there, the part about the voices....I just had to walk away from the damn computer....
how can I make such a mistake!?
ReplyDeleteIt's okay - we all make mistakes. For instance - have you ever told a lie?
One of these days, one of them's going to crack. Going to kill his children for demonic possession or something like that. It happens about every 2 weeks somewhere in the US. And they're going to lament and wail and blame it on anything but their beliefs. And continue. And then another one will crack, maybe days, maybe weeks or months later. Just vanish from the blogosphere, unconnectable to the little news item we read on some local headline. And they'll continue. Because Jesus saves.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, isn't it entertaining how they expressed their relief that they were going to get a break? They rolled their little incrompehending eyes up to Heaven and thanked the Lord. And the atheists who left didn't make much difference - because more and more atheists are coming to Ray's and mess with their little dangerous world.
ReplyDeleteLook at the posts from guys like andrew w. - he's over the edge. They can't take it anymore. jg disturbs them by showing them a believer who doesn't believe one word of their sick doctrine. Steven J. and philg incessantly hit their inept minds with factual corrections. They twitch and wince around in their Bible verses and retarded logic. It just doesn't stop. Oh the confusion. 'Why are there still atheists here? You shouldn't be here! You're a doctrine! You're a church! You must all leave together! We don't understand! Why doesn't it stop? Why Lord Why?'
hey Lance,
ReplyDeletewhat's your view on abortion?
what's your view on abortion?
ReplyDeleteI think that all crockaducks should have one.
"I think that all crockaducks should have one."
ReplyDeleteHow do you know you think that? Were you there?
How do you know you think that? Were you there?
ReplyDeleteThe crockaduck revealed it to me in a way that I can be certain.
Have you ever had lust in your heart for a crockaduck?
"Have you ever had lust in your heart for a crockaduck?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have. But you know what? I stuffed my shorts with Million Dollar Bills, and the lust went away. Some of the bills got a bit sticky somehow, but that doesn't matter because I got new ones right away. They're brilliant! There's so much you can do with them!
If you stack them up nicely, you can even blockade the door to your houseboat when the psychiatric emergency service comes to get you.
I know he's a weirdo. Hell, quite a few of those Ray-tards are weirdos.
ReplyDeleteI just hope the poor, tormented guy isn't having seizures or something.
felix said...
ReplyDelete"Have you ever had lust in your heart for a crockaduck?"
Yeah, I have. But you know what? I stuffed my shorts with Million Dollar Bills, and the lust went away. Some of the bills got a bit sticky somehow, but that doesn't matter because I got new ones right away. They're brilliant! There's so much you can do with them!
If you stack them up nicely, you can even blockade the door to your houseboat when the psychiatric emergency service comes to get you.
According you this, how do you know you know this happened?
Ranting (w)Rote:
ReplyDeleteAccording you this, how do you know you know this happened?
How does your World View(TM) account for how you knew that you could ask him this question?
I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do......
ReplyDeleteHow does your World View(TM) account for how you knew that you could ask him this question?
ReplyDeleteI know, but you don't.