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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Atheist Experience: Best Caller

Proof That God Exists? Yeah right.

12 comments:

  1. Yay! The ACA! Watch their videos on YT and Google video (in full two-hour length at Google).
    They even mentioned me and my correspondence with them on the most recent show. Yay! I'm great! My name is mentioned on local television!
    Disclaimer: You may worship me if you want to, but I'll take no measures to telepathically improve your life. Even though I'm constantly told that I look like someone who would (see picture ->).

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  2. Felix, if we decide to worship you, do we at least do we get a prayer cloth? If we put our hands on the screen can we be healed???

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  3. No, why would I bother sending cloth around the globe and healing people? What a waste of time when you can just worship me.

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  4. I won't worship anyone that doesn't sell magical healing handkerchiefs :-(

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  5. I won't worship anyone that doesn't sell magical healing handkerchiefs :-(

    Ah, but that means I'll ignore your non-worship by exactly the same amount that I'll ignore your worship.
    You wouldn't want that, would you?
    I'll let you in on a secret: If you love me as well as worship me, I'll ignore you slightly more.

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  6. So...you're also pretty much saying that the putting my hands on the screen will give me nothing but a screen full of fingerprints.

    You never know, you might get some worshipers yet. At least you'd be an honest deity!

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  7. Oh Great Felix, Holy Felix, ignore me!! Ignore me!! I understand your message....the others here don't! What are your commandments to us???

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  8. Oh fuck the handkerchief,

    Lord Felix ignore me more! I am more worthy of ignorance than clos!

    FD,

    I <3 your "love me or burn" picture.

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  9. You will know how much I'm ignoring you only when you truly understand the degree to which your worship will have absolutely no effect. You will know who I have deemed worthy of being ignored the most when you can look anywhere you like, touch any part of your body and perform any random gesture and realize that it has had the least effect imaginable beneath having no effect at all. Once you have deduced the true extent of how little my words to you mean to me, you will have wasted a lot of time. Now go forth, or do anything you feel like doing at the moment, and be ignored.

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  10. Skep,

    I like changing out the profile pic. If you find any good ones I might want to use let me know.

    I am feeling the power of being ignored by Felix. It feels just like being ignored by the Christian god (only without all the other weird theology).

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  11. FD,

    I'll let you know if I see any good pics :-)

    Felix is so much like the Christian god, but better because we actually have evidence he exists.

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  12. skep,
    feel free to follow my example and ignore the evidence for my existence. I am nothing, therefore I am.
    See http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/ about how to do that.

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