Over at what will soon be called something other than "Atheist Central", I stumbled upon a troubling comment:
"I had a dream last night that we {the atheists and Christians on this blog} were all at a conference or camp together. I'm not sure why, but Dale shot me. :)"
Dale, the most reasonable explanation for this dream is your deliberate, supernatural entry into the subconscious of this young woman while she was on the computer. I'm betting you used the computer as your portal and waited until the camp conference....yes, it all makes sense. Read your bible, Dale, you know that sorcery is against God's word!!!! Stop messing with poor Christian minds while they sleep OR we will be forced to bring in the priests again!! I know holy water hurts you, Dale. Bad Dale.
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Clos,
ReplyDeleteWhatever you said I did wrong and should never do again I am in total agreement. But if I do do it again please don't hold it against me, k?
Hey Dale if you need any help with that sorcery stuff give me a call :-)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Noah looked like Fred Flinstone in their display...the kids could say, "Dad, that's the guy from TV". "Yup, son, its true!"
ReplyDeleteGE,
ReplyDeleteMark Laine. You do know that he is a parody do you not? There cannot be a human being on the face of the earth that is that gullible, right? Please tell me I'm right?
Please?
Talking about exorcisms. Am I right that ex-atheist has not posted anything since he posted that shit from AIG about thermodynamics? I posted, almost at the same time something about how silly that argument was. I wrote something that included about plants channeling the sun's energy, while he posted that shit about "atheists sustain that the energy from the sun ... lots of blabbering ... however, if we get exposed to the energy fro the sun we get cancer ... more blabbering ... in a car energy has to be channeled ..." So i wonder if he saw that my post appeared almost at the same time, and I wonder if he noticed that I answered the claim of AIG with the plants, and maybe, just maybe, he noticed that AIG was lying to him, finally? After that he did not post anything else. I noticed the coincidence, so I told him, in a subsequent post, that he should note that AIG conveniently forgot to talk about plants ... but he had already "retreated." Nothing since then. Am I right, or did he post afterwards and I just missed it?
ReplyDeleteAm I too hopeful?
G.E.
If Noah was Fred Flintstone who was Barney?
ReplyDelete@ GE,
I don't remember seeing ex-atheist around, maybe you broke him and he's crying now.
Clostridiophile said...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Noah looked like Fred Flinstone in their display...the kids could say, "Dad, that's the guy from TV". "Yup, son, its true!"
actually, he would have looked more like the late Yasser Arafat, the father of modern day terrorism.
The original father of terrorism, according to the bible, was Abraham.
Dale my friend,
ReplyDeleteI would tell you that you are right, but I am not that sure ... guys? A little help here?
Maybe a vote counter about whether mark is a parody or for real?
G.E.
Well, since you mention it, I do have this total control over gals that I meet on the internet,
ReplyDeleteIf you want what I got, send me $15.99 (outside US $29.99.)
The Skeptical Sorcerer said...
ReplyDeleteIf Noah was Fred Flintstone who was Barney?
Well, if you will look at the scriptures you can easily see that Barney was John, the Baptist.
If I ever go to Ham's museum, I'd like a group of folks to go dressed as Fred and Wilma, Barney and Betty, Pebbles and Bam Bam. We probably wouldn't be allowed in. But to have a news crew there would be fun. Yabba Dabba Do!
ReplyDeleteGE, I haven't seen EX over there either. Maybe you did make him think. I can only hope so.
ReplyDeleteDale,
ReplyDeleteWhy did you charge me 39.95?? It figures you'd run a sale after I've already paid!
"Well, since you mention it, I do have this total control over gals that I meet on the internet,
ReplyDeleteIf you want what I got, send me $15.99 (outside US $29.99.)"
Do I make the check out to "Dale"? This will make a nice anniversary present for my wife :>
"Dale,
ReplyDeleteWhy did you charge me 39.95?? It figures you'd run a sale after I've already paid!"
I'm wondering when he's going to release his power that turned Ted Haggard into a hypocrit :>
If all she knows about Dale is his name, then how does she know Dale was the shooter in her dream, anyway?
ReplyDeleteFundy logic. It literally belongs in a class by itself.
wee,
ReplyDeleteWhat we have here is a lamb dreaming of a wolf. A wolf, named Dale (albeit with opposable thumbs capable of holding and shooting a gun).
@ weemaryanne,
ReplyDeleteThat's a really good point. Me thinks somebody's lying for Jesus.
....or maybe fundy dreams lack alot of creativity due to insufficient exposer to art/science/logic/etc and all they see in dreams are names, no faces.
ReplyDeleteObserve how suddenly on that thread, a whole bunch of admirers come out of the woodwork. Either someone (Ray himself?) has been diligently plugging Ray's site, or they feel safe now - the first thread without any critical comments.
ReplyDeletejoshua s. black says:
ReplyDeleteThe supposition that no human remains are found in the same strata as dinosaur remains only indicates that they didn't live in each other's habitats, not that they didn't live in each other's era.
Whaaaa? So habitats exist after each other to produce layered strata? No, can't be right, they're at the same time, right josh? So josh, the correct explanation must be that every time two species are separated by habitat and die at the same time, the strata fold over each other to fool scientists. No? Ok, one more try. After they're dead and fossilized, one of the species' fossils exclusively jump up a few strata to make room.
Does joshua even think once before he writes about science?
I mean, I understood this concept when I was in third or fourth grade. What is wrong with Joshua's brain? Is it that he can't hold a concept of time and space at the same time? That would explain a lot.
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ReplyDeletekeith is still there, just poting on an older entry. deleted my incorrect post.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. I always well up when I watch that clip.
ReplyDeleteGood times, good times...
Yeah, I'ne been wandering around in the subconcious brains of some of Ray's minions, and it ain't pretty. :>
ReplyDeleteI was right:
ReplyDeletejoshua s. black writes:
Benjamin and Steven, whales being found in a different location than plesiosaurs only indicates that they didn't swim together or that one swam faster than the other. Again, a plausible answer in the Flood model.
He can't tell the difference between being in a different location and being in a different era of time. The fact that strata are layers that don't sort fossils according to size or mass or location but according to time has been explained to joshua in the post he's responding to. Is he just desperately trying to cover up his error, or is he really that dense? Evidence for the latter is accumulating. Unbelievable how dumb (in both senses of the word) so many people choose to be.
"Yeah, I'ne been wandering around in the subconcious brains of some of Ray's minions, and it ain't pretty. :>"
ReplyDeleteDale,
That's the closest to hell you are going to get!