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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

for the Christophiles

Gensis Chap. 3, 22-24
22 Then the LORD God said, "Behold, the man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil; and now, lest he put forth his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever" -- 23 therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from which he was taken. 24 He drove out the man; and at the east of the garden of Eden he placed the cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to guard the way to the tree of life.

Gensis Chap. 11, 4-7
4 Then they said, "Come, let us build ourselves a city, and a tower with its top in the heavens, and let us make a name for ourselves, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth." 5 And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the sons of men had built. 6 And the LORD said, "Behold, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; and nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. 7 Come, let us go down, and there confuse their language, that they may not understand one another's speech."

God, the all-powerful creator of the known universe, has a huge inferiority complex. He’s a control freak. He’s needy. He’s like some lame chick that needs to constantly be ‘in love’ to validate himself. He’s basically a little bitch.

It seems God wants no equals. He does not want mature relationship with peers; he just needs his ego massaged. He’s afraid that if we, ‘humanity’, were to become ‘grown-ups’ we wouldn’t love him anymore. God needs to told constantly how beautiful he is, and if he doesn’t here this enough daily, well then he’s just gonna have to bust a smite in that ass!
(personally, I think Jesus has eating disorder and all this just about the fact that he thinks that everybody thinks he’s fat)

And that’s the whole reason for the creation of sin, Christians. All your guilt, feelings of worthlessness and fear is just a con to keep your asses in line and loving this omni-needy God.

You don’t him, he needs you.

Free yourselves from your superstitions and you will free yourselves from needless and unhealthy feelings of fear, guilt and inferiority.

The world can be an amazing place full of beauty.


  1. Great post Ray!

    (BAHAHAHAH yeah, second time doing that, still as funny)

  2. Gensis? ;)

    Don't be so mean to God, just love him a little, poor needy guy he is.
    OR ELSE!

    He's like that Twilight Zone kid who can make everything the way he wants instantly. So, nobody dares to deny him anything, spoiling him even more.

  3. Gensis...it's the first book of the Bble ;)


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