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Sunday, October 12, 2008

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"I was being foolish. An atheist can't stand behind their assertion that God doesn't exist. The stupidest thing I ever could have done was to reject His Truth."- Kirk Cameron -Oct. 12 1970

63 comments:

  1. Sry, I just stubbled upon this today...the most ironic part is I found this quote on a website called brainy quotes!

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  2. Well, I've lost all respect for Brainy Quotes.

    But I bet nonmagic just loves that pic of hunky Kirk.

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  3. Rufus
    I have too! Ha, maybe I should make this sexy pic my avatar! Then you can all gaze upon him, everytime I comment!

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  4. That pic will probably inspire nonmagic to play with her... Photoshop again. If she isn't still "all Rayed out".

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  5. Hmmm that would be interesting....Oh no now you have me fantasizing with Kirk Cameron as the topic! Dammit!

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  6. Well, revenant, you're out of luck. As you know, Kirk wouldn't even act like he was even kissing you.

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  7. Damn you Kirk for causing lust in my heart...It's a good thing I'm not married!!

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  8. Yeah, that's it. That picture cause women, mentally ill women, of course, to lust after Kirk. It's his fault. Just like it was maragon's fault for making Ray and all his male fellow believers lust after her.

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  9. Well of course, if a woman is harassed for wearing a skirt it's her fault. It's never the guy who's acting like an asshole's fault! She was asking for it!! We should just go back to a Puritan society!

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  10. Or I guess in Maragon's case exposing the upper part of her chest!

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  11. It must be the lighting in this shot -- why would a married father of several children want to look like a Clearasil advertisement?

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  12. Wee
    He's preparing for his next career!

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  13. Or perhaps his secret one...

    Look, we all know Ray is a porn star. It's obvious, just one look at his 'stache and you'll be surprised it didn't just wham you in the face.

    But, we Raytractors already know that.


    But, who's to say his buddy Kirk isn't in the business, and just puts up a front?

    Kirk has quirks.

    And all the evidence supports me, I mean, is there a crocoduck? No. Is light invisible? Of course! And does evolution say we came from space jam and rocks? Duh!

    /sarcasm

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  14. Ray's 'stache does look reminiscent of Ron Jeremy!

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  15. Ray also looks a bit like Ned Flanders and Luigi from the Mario Bros.

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  16. What's up with Kirk in the picture- He's he going for a fashionable Larry King look?

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  17. Ray even reminds me of Ned Flanders!! Only less folksy and more douchy!

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  18. Fashionable Larry King...I don't think that's possible!

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  19. Well now I should either change my avatar to Ron or Ned...hmm decisions, decisions...

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  20. You got it! Ned Flanders: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

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  21. I liked it too! But this is my fav. quote:

    Ned Flanders: We want you to teach alternative theories to Darwinian evolution.

    Principal Skinner: You mean Lamarckian evolution?

    Reverend Lovejoy: No! The Adam and Eve one!

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  22. Ha ha ha.

    That episode was pretty good, though.

    It's funny, Ned Flanders is more of a Christian than the Reverend...what's his name...

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  23. Ned Flanders is more christian then Jesus!

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  24. One difference between Ned and Ray is, I like Ned Flanders. Ah, The Simpsons. What's the one quote from Homer?


    "You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life -- uh, Christianity."

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  25. I like Ned too! I like the one where the two aliens come to the door (in one of the treehouse of horror episodes) and Homer's like "Oh great, mormons"

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  26. REVEREND LOVEJOY!

    That's the rev.

    And, Ned more Christian than Jesus!?

    Okily Dokily.

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  27. Ned Flanders: They've broken every commandment except one.
    Carl: Hey Lenny, covet some chili fries?
    Lenny: You bet.
    Ned Flanders: That's it. The whole shebang.


    Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.


    Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!


    Apu: Shiva H. Vishnu!

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  28. Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.

    Ha ha.

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  29. Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.

    Hahahaa
    "There's no way in God's Heaven, I'm getting into God's Heaven!"-Homer

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  30. Whoa great minds think alike...or at least think the same stuff is funny!

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  31. Bart: Hey, since when is Christmas just about the presents? Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa?

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  32. I will be using covet like that from now on!

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  33. Whoa great minds think alike...or at least think the same stuff is funny!

    Sure do.

    Which is why I've never laughed at Ray's jokes.

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  34. "Better get Daddy's exorcism tongs."
    "Yay!"

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  35. Yea Ray should really stick to shilling bullshit rather then trying to be a comedian! Comedy just another thing Ray fails at!

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  36. Hmm...

    Quasar,

    When do you think Ray will attempt exorcism?

    Perhaps he'll get a call from the Vatican.

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  37. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.-Homer

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  38. That will be his next post..."so this morning the pope called and I'm to fly to Rome..."

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  39. I recently got a phone call from within the Vatican for a new exorcism project. I doubt if they will quote me. I told them I cast out demons in the name of Jesus everyday- from demons of lust, to demons of hate, to demons of fake kissing people in movies...

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  40. "I doubt if they will quote me" hahaha!

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  41. I just noticed something...either you guys are from different time zones then me or I'm not the only massive insomniac!

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  42. Well, you're from New York.

    And I'm in California.

    It's about 10:59 Pm.

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  43. Ahh that's what it is! I figured, this blog has people from everywhere...that's kinda cool!! People all over the world come together in one place because Ray Comfort is a moronic asshole! :) Kinda brings a tear to yer eye!

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  44. Yeah. You know, I believe we have people from Europe and Canada too.

    A 'shout out' to you outside the US.

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  45. Well I should at least attempt sleep tonight...either that or I'll make soap!
    Good night!

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  46. There's already an American Evangelical Christian "Exorcist" connected who has some ties with the RCC; Bob Larsen. Google him for some fun.


    Rod and Todd and the trampoline;

    Rod: "Each bounce brings us closer to God."
    Todd: "Catch me, Lord".

    They bounce off the trampoline and hit the ground.

    "What have we done to anger you, God?"

    Good night.

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  47. A 'shout out' to you outside the US.

    Shoutin' right back :)
    Ned: "Reverend, I... I believe I covet my wife."

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  48. Kirk's wearing fireman suspenders and Fireproof pants. Coincidence?

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  49. Craig, you have an evil, evil mind.

    I like it!

    Good morning from Toronto, everyone. It's Canadian Thanksgiving and I have no plans for the day, apart from checking the headlines to see how much more screwed up the world will be when I go back to work in the morning.

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  50. Ms. maryanne said...

    Craig, you have an evil, evil mind.

    Wee,

    Awhile back kelly r. responded to my cracking wise with a single word. Genius.

    You're both very perceptive. It can now be revealed that I am, in fact...........Wait for it.............................an EVIL GENIUS!!!! MOOOWHAAAAAAHAHA.

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  51. @ Craig

    Oh, I'd forgotten the genius post. Where is it? I want to read it again...

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  52. kelly r.,

    I don't remember where or if it was you for sure. It was God of the Caps I think. I do remember the G-word though.

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  53. God of the Caps! That's right.

    It was genius...

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