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Sunday, October 12, 2008

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"I was being foolish. An atheist can't stand behind their assertion that God doesn't exist. The stupidest thing I ever could have done was to reject His Truth."- Kirk Cameron -Oct. 12 1970
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  1. AnonymousOctober 12, 2008 at 10:30 PM

    Sry, I just stubbled upon this today...the most ironic part is I found this quote on a website called brainy quotes!

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  2. TJHOctober 12, 2008 at 11:05 PM

    Well, I've lost all respect for Brainy Quotes.

    But I bet nonmagic just loves that pic of hunky Kirk.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 12, 2008 at 11:12 PM

    Rufus
    I have too! Ha, maybe I should make this sexy pic my avatar! Then you can all gaze upon him, everytime I comment!

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  4. AnonymousOctober 12, 2008 at 11:14 PM

    Hehehe, now I feel evil....

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  5. TJHOctober 12, 2008 at 11:14 PM

    That pic will probably inspire nonmagic to play with her... Photoshop again. If she isn't still "all Rayed out".

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  6. AnonymousOctober 12, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    Hmmm that would be interesting....Oh no now you have me fantasizing with Kirk Cameron as the topic! Dammit!

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  7. TJHOctober 12, 2008 at 11:26 PM

    Well, revenant, you're out of luck. As you know, Kirk wouldn't even act like he was even kissing you.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 12, 2008 at 11:31 PM

    Damn you Kirk for causing lust in my heart...It's a good thing I'm not married!!

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  9. TJHOctober 12, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    Yeah, that's it. That picture cause women, mentally ill women, of course, to lust after Kirk. It's his fault. Just like it was maragon's fault for making Ray and all his male fellow believers lust after her.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 12, 2008 at 11:42 PM

    Or I guess in Maragon's case exposing the upper part of her chest!

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  11. WeemaryanneOctober 12, 2008 at 11:47 PM

    It must be the lighting in this shot -- why would a married father of several children want to look like a Clearasil advertisement?

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  12. AnonymousOctober 12, 2008 at 11:49 PM

    Wee
    He's preparing for his next career!

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  13. Ranting StudentOctober 12, 2008 at 11:56 PM

    Or perhaps his secret one...

    Look, we all know Ray is a porn star. It's obvious, just one look at his 'stache and you'll be surprised it didn't just wham you in the face.

    But, we Raytractors already know that.


    But, who's to say his buddy Kirk isn't in the business, and just puts up a front?

    Kirk has quirks.

    And all the evidence supports me, I mean, is there a crocoduck? No. Is light invisible? Of course! And does evolution say we came from space jam and rocks? Duh!

    /sarcasm

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  14. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:00 AM

    Ray's 'stache does look reminiscent of Ron Jeremy!

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  15. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:02 AM

    Ray also looks a bit like Ned Flanders and Luigi from the Mario Bros.

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  16. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:03 AM

    What's up with Kirk in the picture- He's he going for a fashionable Larry King look?

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  17. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:03 AM

    Crud-

    I meant IS he...

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  18. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:06 AM

    Ray even reminds me of Ned Flanders!! Only less folksy and more douchy!

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  19. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:07 AM

    Fashionable Larry King...I don't think that's possible!

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  20. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:10 AM

    Well now I should either change my avatar to Ron or Ned...hmm decisions, decisions...

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  21. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:15 AM

    Ned's always good.
    Ha ha.

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  22. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:19 AM

    You got it! Ned Flanders: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

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  23. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:21 AM

    oh god that picture is priceless.

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  24. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:21 AM

    That quote is funny too.

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  25. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:22 AM

    I liked it too! But this is my fav. quote:

    Ned Flanders: We want you to teach alternative theories to Darwinian evolution.

    Principal Skinner: You mean Lamarckian evolution?

    Reverend Lovejoy: No! The Adam and Eve one!

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  26. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:28 AM

    Ha ha ha.

    That episode was pretty good, though.

    It's funny, Ned Flanders is more of a Christian than the Reverend...what's his name...

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  27. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:37 AM

    Ned Flanders is more christian then Jesus!

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  28. TJHOctober 13, 2008 at 12:38 AM

    One difference between Ned and Ray is, I like Ned Flanders. Ah, The Simpsons. What's the one quote from Homer?


    "You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life -- uh, Christianity."

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  29. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:41 AM

    I like Ned too! I like the one where the two aliens come to the door (in one of the treehouse of horror episodes) and Homer's like "Oh great, mormons"

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  30. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:41 AM

    REVEREND LOVEJOY!

    That's the rev.

    And, Ned more Christian than Jesus!?

    Okily Dokily.

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  31. TJHOctober 13, 2008 at 12:42 AM

    Ned Flanders: They've broken every commandment except one.
    Carl: Hey Lenny, covet some chili fries?
    Lenny: You bet.
    Ned Flanders: That's it. The whole shebang.


    Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.


    Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!


    Apu: Shiva H. Vishnu!

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  32. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:43 AM

    It's possible!!

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  33. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:44 AM

    Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.

    Ha ha.

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  34. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:44 AM

    Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.

    Hahahaa
    "There's no way in God's Heaven, I'm getting into God's Heaven!"-Homer

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  35. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:45 AM

    Whoa great minds think alike...or at least think the same stuff is funny!

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  36. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:46 AM

    Bart: Hey, since when is Christmas just about the presents? Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa?

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  37. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:47 AM

    I will be using covet like that from now on!

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  38. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:48 AM

    Whoa great minds think alike...or at least think the same stuff is funny!

    Sure do.

    Which is why I've never laughed at Ray's jokes.

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  39. QuasarOctober 13, 2008 at 12:50 AM

    "Better get Daddy's exorcism tongs."
    "Yay!"

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  40. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:50 AM

    Yea Ray should really stick to shilling bullshit rather then trying to be a comedian! Comedy just another thing Ray fails at!

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  41. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:51 AM

    Hmm...

    Quasar,

    When do you think Ray will attempt exorcism?

    Perhaps he'll get a call from the Vatican.

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  42. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:51 AM

    I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.-Homer

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  43. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:52 AM

    Oh, that superman one is good.

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  44. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:52 AM

    That will be his next post..."so this morning the pope called and I'm to fly to Rome..."

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  45. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:55 AM

    I recently got a phone call from within the Vatican for a new exorcism project. I doubt if they will quote me. I told them I cast out demons in the name of Jesus everyday- from demons of lust, to demons of hate, to demons of fake kissing people in movies...

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  46. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:56 AM

    "I doubt if they will quote me" hahaha!

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  47. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 12:58 AM

    I just noticed something...either you guys are from different time zones then me or I'm not the only massive insomniac!

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  48. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 12:59 AM

    Well, you're from New York.

    And I'm in California.

    It's about 10:59 Pm.

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  49. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 1:03 AM

    Yeah. You know, I believe we have people from Europe and Canada too.

    A 'shout out' to you outside the US.

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  50. AnonymousOctober 13, 2008 at 1:08 AM

    Well I should at least attempt sleep tonight...either that or I'll make soap!
    Good night!

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  51. Ranting StudentOctober 13, 2008 at 1:10 AM

    It's about time I go sleep as well.

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  52. TJHOctober 13, 2008 at 1:38 AM

    There's already an American Evangelical Christian "Exorcist" connected who has some ties with the RCC; Bob Larsen. Google him for some fun.


    Rod and Todd and the trampoline;

    Rod: "Each bounce brings us closer to God."
    Todd: "Catch me, Lord".

    They bounce off the trampoline and hit the ground.

    "What have we done to anger you, God?"

    Good night.

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  53. felixOctober 13, 2008 at 5:11 AM

    A 'shout out' to you outside the US.

    Shoutin' right back :)
    Ned: "Reverend, I... I believe I covet my wife."

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  54. CraigOctober 13, 2008 at 6:05 AM

    Kirk's wearing fireman suspenders and Fireproof pants. Coincidence?

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  55. WeemaryanneOctober 13, 2008 at 7:19 AM

    Craig, you have an evil, evil mind.

    I like it!

    Good morning from Toronto, everyone. It's Canadian Thanksgiving and I have no plans for the day, apart from checking the headlines to see how much more screwed up the world will be when I go back to work in the morning.

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  56. CraigOctober 13, 2008 at 9:04 AM

    Ms. maryanne said...

    Craig, you have an evil, evil mind.

    Wee,

    Awhile back kelly r. responded to my cracking wise with a single word. Genius.

    You're both very perceptive. It can now be revealed that I am, in fact...........Wait for it.............................an EVIL GENIUS!!!! MOOOWHAAAAAAHAHA.

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  57. KelleyOctober 13, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    @ Craig

    Oh, I'd forgotten the genius post. Where is it? I want to read it again...

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  58. CraigOctober 13, 2008 at 3:34 PM

    kelly r.,

    I don't remember where or if it was you for sure. It was God of the Caps I think. I do remember the G-word though.

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  59. KelleyOctober 13, 2008 at 7:29 PM

    God of the Caps! That's right.

    It was genius...

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  60. CraigOctober 13, 2008 at 7:32 PM

    Your too kind. Gracias.

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