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Friday, October 31, 2008

Some humor for Mr. Freethinker


  1. Someone finally figured out a good use for concubines.

  2. Sing to the tune of Row your Boat:

    Chop, Chop, Chop,
    Chop into little peices,
    Send em round to all your friends
    but first clean off the feces.

    When you find your concubine
    laying on the floor
    Chop him up and send him round,
    They'll surely ask for more!

  3. It never really says what they did with the pieces at each of the respective places. I want to imagine they had a nice bar-b-que with roasted corn on the cob, baked beans, and potato salad. mmmmmmm.

  4. OMG Froggie, did you make that up??? LOL!

    Rocky, that reminds me of that awful Johhny Depp movie 'Secret Window'.

  5. NM, I was actually thinking more along the lines of the South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

    Cartman: [leaps up on the table and sings] Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!

    Cartman: [walks over to Scott's end of the table] Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
    [starts licking Scott's tears off his face]
    Cartman: Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
    Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
    Stan: Good call.
    Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!
    [licks the tears off the table and off Scott's face]
    Cartman: Mm-yummy, you guys!

  6. "Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!" Oh, that's priceless!

    I haven't seen Southpark in...years.

  7. nonmagic said...
    OMG Froggie, did you make that up??? LOL!

    NO I Searched ten million pages to find it!


  8. Hey!
    Do you know how to smoke a concubine?

    Cut him up very fine and roll him in a Zig Zag.


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