1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was an amoeba, I split as an ameoba, I understood as a ameoba, I thought like Roy Comfort: but when I became a man, I put away amoebish things.
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Posted by: Zeno
It sure was tough in the days before sexual reproduction, just waiting for the genitalia to develop sufficiently to allow males and females to get it on. Our ancient ancestors must have been astonishingly patient.
Flashback
F: Oh, don't worry about it, dear. It just doesn't work yet.
M: But this has never happened before.
F: Well, that's certainly true. Maybe in a few more generations of asexual reproduction we humans beings can try again.----
Now, why would these comments make me smile widely?
They reminded me of the cosmicomics by Italo Calvino!
G.E.
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Ray has already revised his post to make it seem less asinine.
ReplyDeleteWhat did he change?
ReplyDeleteHe added a paragraph saying that we have no idea why or how sex evolved, which is nonsense. Steven J already shot him on this one too.
ReplyDeleteIt still sounds way too stupid.
G.E.
ORIGINAL POST
ReplyDelete"Darwin theorized that mankind (both male and female) evolved alongside each other over millions of years, both reproducing after their own kind before the ability to physically have sex evolved. They did this through "asexuality" ("without sexual desire or activity or lacking any apparent sex or sex organs"). Each of them split in half ("Asexual organisms reproduce by fission (splitting in half)."
- Ray Comfort
EDITED POST (EDITED TEXT IN BOLD)
Darwin theorized that mankind (both male and female) evolved in their pre-human state alongside each other over millions of years, both reproducing after their own kind before the ability to physically have sex evolved. They did this through "asexuality" ("without sexual desire or activity or lacking any apparent sex or sex organs"). Each of them split in half ("Asexual organisms reproduce by fission (splitting in half)."
-Ray Comfort