So Ray's latest blathering is an attempt at ridiculing evolution by copy pasting a bit of text from the Berkeley evolution library. The bit that Ray really takes notice of, of course, is this;
"Evolution means that we're all distant cousins: humans and oak trees, hummingbirds and whales"
Fair enough. I can see why this might be hard to swallow.
But please, for the love of not-god, why does the accompanying image have man and tree hugging each other with love hearts in the air and lustful eyes entwined? Why did a quote about us being distant cousins make Ray think that we should be all loved-up on trees? This could be Ray's most confusing post yet; what the hell is he trying to say?
I'm just disappointed that the cartoon of a hummingbird giving a whale a blow job didn't make the final edit. Shame.
Cheers,
[Disturbing image courtesy of Richard 'Prick-Splinters' Gunther]
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For no-god's sake. Don't let Mudskipper see this.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine the prose that this would inspire!
Hit it Mudskipper!!
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I'd rather be related to a tree than Scumfort.
OK, I know "doing it" with other species of animules is beastiality.
ReplyDeleteWhat do they call "doing it" with a tree or plant?
I'm convinced that the cartoonist either doesn't get much, or gets it all and is pulling a Poe under Ray's nose.
ReplyDelete(Word verification: potho!!!)
I was going to make a joke about nuts but that would be childish. I hope Vera has some insights on human/deciduous sexuality.
ReplyDeleteRay is kinda Queer,
ReplyDeleteThis mush is known
But what I cant figure out
I why he looks like a gnome.
I have the hots for the Cameron
Family
I love Kirk, cause he's just funny
I don't know about any cousins
Or Brothers
But his sister is Freakin hot
And I'd love to stuff his Mother
I didn't mean at the same time
That's a little incestuous
But, what the fuck
you only live once.
What do they call "doing it" with a tree or plant?
ReplyDeletePainful frustration
I congratulated Ray on this post.
ReplyDeletehe quoted the page in entirity, without mining it, and it is an accurate, if basic description of evolution.
Ray's only contribution is the post title and the brief he gave Gunther.
I think it's a step forward for bananaman
Random link, this should be the YouTube clip I think it is (thanks, Work Filter).
ReplyDeleteIf it isn't I will post the right one later. if you like it, post it on blog.
Enjoy TITLER
Dendrophiliacs?
ReplyDeleteA lot of congratulatory comments for Ray on this one - he must think Christmas has come early.
ReplyDeletePrediction: Ray will comment on how all the evolutionists responded in the same way, thus verifying his 'brainwashing' claim.
I dunno, I can always say "but I bet Frodo and I are the only ones who agree here."
ReplyDeleteI thought that Gunther outdid himself on that cartoon. I kinda liked it. It is a lot better than the anvil cartoon, that for sure.
ReplyDeleteI thought the cartoon was cute.
ReplyDeleteI think it was cute too. Just like my new display name.
ReplyDeleteThere you have it.
ReplyDelete"Dendrophilia literally means "love of trees". The term may refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both."
Who knew?
Robert,
ReplyDeleteI think I shall have a new display name also!
So liberating!
Got Wood?
ReplyDeleteThe tree is rubbing the guy's hoo hoo.
ReplyDeleteJust thought I'd point that out.
I'm puzzled. What's the point of Ray posting an anti-strawman? Doesn't he run the risk of one of his believers actually reading it and saying, "Huh. You know, that does make sense."?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he wants to prove triumphantly, once and for all, that fundies are impervious to reason.
I think this was Ray's best post to date. How in the world did he find that website? Now if only he would take the time to read it.
ReplyDeleteI am waiting for the other shoe to drop. This is not like him to post something true about evolution. I think it is a trick!
I got an oak tree right here.
ReplyDeleteFernatio?
ReplyDeleteConiferlingus?
I'd better leaf now.
"Ray Comfort said...
ReplyDelete"Tilia said... ts, ts, more than 50 comments later and still no explanation how the University of Berkeley is brainwashing their students..."
To have to point out the stupidity of believing that we are related to trees, proves my point."
There you go. Game over. Checkmate. Slam Debunked.
So what do we do now that evolution has been disproved by Dr. Comfort?
Pub?
BF, it doesn't matter what you want to call it as long as I can spread her leaves and stroke her boughs. When I do that, I definitely figure out how to make her bark.
ReplyDeleteOne of the sycophants, Montana Believer, said,
ReplyDeleteI don't need to understand evolution or know a thing about it scientifically to know that it's a myth
Says it all, doesn't it?
Honestly, when I consider that these butt-scratching morons have the vote, democracy looks less and less attractive.