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Sunday, December 7, 2008

These have to be some kind of Poes

Apparently now all you hot single heathen men can get a hook up if you convert afterward.
Date to save
Flirt to convert
Quotes from site:-
"Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian woman who loves Jesus Christ. What you probably don't know is that I'm hot. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission."
"Not only can we date hot guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell.p. Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!"

"10 Christian Dating Tips for
Effective Missionary Dating

1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.

2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.

3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
(or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
(and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.

9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him."

And in unrelated news

Catchy....(Get zapped)


  1. HA!

    11) If he slips you some Rohypnol, tell him that God... wait... uh... that's funnnnnnny...

    12) When you end up pregnant tell him that God says you have to keep the baby.

  2. Are they wearing socks? On that thick pile carpet? Don't they know the dangers of static electricity? Jeez...

  3. If he gets aroused...
    Tell him to go beat his sword into plowshares.

  4. Craig - lol

    If you get aroused, kill him.

    Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed
    Colossians 3:5

  5. Isn' there a verse somewhere in the bible bout cutting off the offending "appendage?"

  6. OFF Topic

    Has anyone ever heard of the Damian Effect?

    I had read about it a few months ago and I went to search on it but can't find anything about it.

  7. Does anyone remember cult leader David Berg of the Children of God?
    They used Flirty Fishing to win souls for God.

    Looks like you can't keep a good idea down.

  8. Milo,

    By god, that is FFing hilarious.

    "Deep Witness". I haven't seen anything that funny since "purity balls".

    Thank you for brightening a snowy cold morning.

  9. http://xfamily.org/index.php/True_Komix_-_The_7_F%27s_of_FFing!
    Oh my

  10. Maybe the single raytractors should sign up with them to corrupt the righteous.


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