Kelley believes that Daniel (freaky spelling omitted)and Ezekiel (freaky spelling omitted once again)are the same person.
Yep, I'd say so. Lunatics abound and psychosis and trolls are pretty common.
Sorry to anyone who thought he was some sort of prophet or that some deity was getting ready to piss on San Fran.
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He's got a way to catch up to Terry, though.
ReplyDeleteI'm picking that Samu'el will be his next name. Then Nathani'el, and possibly No'el?
Kelly, notmadge,
ReplyDeleteThat's someone, probably Expat (or someone else with far too much time on their hands), doing a parody.
Shalom,
Dani' El
NonMagic
ReplyDeleteYou made me famous. Yay!
KiwiInOz,
No'El. LOL!
Daniel,
Since Kelley's my real name would you mind spelling it right? We mostly do you the honor of spelling your name correctly (even when you don't...)
Doh!
ReplyDeleteSorry Kelley R.
And no L would be Noe.
Daniel,
ReplyDeleteIt's Nonmagic, not Nonmadge. But frankly, I don't care.
Sure. Of course it isn't you. And a deity talks to you and you're a prophet and Santa Claus is coming to town. Ohhhh yeah!
Dude, you are either full of bullshit or schizophrenia. I'm not sure which and I don't give a shit. But don't think for a second that I believe that isn't your blog.
Ok notmadge. :-)
ReplyDeleteWho would parody such a serious threat?
ReplyDeleteI am personally building an ark and waiting for the impending doom.
All I need now is a woman who I can make babies with, and a bunch of stones to kill said babies when they disrespect me.
Touched by Jesus,
Shalom,
In His grip,
Together in faith,
Vagon
Vagon,
ReplyDeleteI believe you. Totally.
Where can I worship you?
Daniel,
ReplyDeleteFor the next insane BS blog that you are going to claim isn't yours, you should try the name Schizophrenia'EL.
By the by, though, isn't there a way to trace the IP address of those two profiles? Then we could just settle this once and for all...
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to do it, but please do.
ReplyDeleteKelley - nah you can do it for the parent address, but because the parent is blogger that doesnt help.
ReplyDeleteBlogger would probably have this info but they're not likely to just hand it out...
I am personally building an ark and waiting for the impending doom.
ReplyDeleteAll I need now is a woman who I can make babies with, and a bunch of stones to kill said babies when they disrespect me.
... can I come? I'm not a woman, but I think I know where I could get one...
Non-magic - I'm here every Monday, also try the schnitzel its heavenly.
ReplyDeleteFrodo - you and nonmagic can build and ride the holy jet-skis that launch of my 200 foot "ark".
ReplyDeleteAnd by built I mean bought by the grace of god and donations.
Well, it's not like Terry Burton used to do with his Man with a Badge and Wild About the Gospel profiles, that all had the same number. Different spellings of Yeshua. But Daniel does need help; he's a cult of one right now. If you're not with him, you're against him. He's isolated, bitter. I wish he would get help, but I doubt if he will. It'll be both interesting and scary to see what he does come 2010 when Los Angeles and San Francisco are still there, and he's not in Israel.
ReplyDeleteFrodo and Vagon,
ReplyDeleteUh, I'm a woman.
As a fair trade for surviving the coming apocalypse I offer the following qualifications:
Being in my early twenties I am (likely) fertile enough to produce the spawn and definitely energetic enough to keep Biblically appropriate tabs on them. I can't promise any drunken incest, but I do figure regular beatings are a pretty fair price for safe carriage as far as the Millenial Reign.
And I'll bring my mannequin...
:::marks Monday on the calendar:::
ReplyDeleteKelley sez...
ReplyDeleteI can't promise any drunken incest...
Well, you obviously aren't ready to do things the biblical way! ;)
Kelley,
ReplyDeleteI can't promise any drunken incest...
Just wait til you've spent a few years on the ark. After the tenth rerun of Waterworld, the irony will start to wear thin and questionable promiscuous relationships will start to seem like a great idea.
...but I do figure regular beatings are a pretty fair price for safe carriage as far as the Millenial Reign.
That's a great point actually. Do you think we'll all get to live 900+ years like Noah?
Frodo - you and nonmagic can build and ride the holy jet-skis that launch of my 200 foot "ark".
ReplyDeleteAlright, but anyone riding pillion is going to have to wear a life jacket because I do not want that liability on my hands.
Frodo,
ReplyDeleteDo you think we'll all get to live 900+ years like Noah?
Psh. Of course. What fun is the Millennial Reign if we don't actually get to reign for a millennium? No fun at all, that's what.
I just hope we all get our celestial bodies first, I mean, not that you all aren't positively celestial as it is, but after 1000 years I foresee some potential unwanted saggage and wrinkling. If you know what I mean...
but after 1000 years I foresee some potential unwanted saggage and wrinkling. If you know what I mean...
ReplyDeleteI know exactly what you mean. You're worried I won't cut my hair. Don't worry, I'm going to style it into a fetching 50s coif. It's all the rage with the angels right now. Shame they're about five decades behind the trends down here on Earth.
And I'll bring my mannequin...
ReplyDeleteI'm sold, welcome aboard Kelley.
"I'm going to style it into a fetching 50s coif."
That's going to be extremely difficult considering your particular species hair issues. We'll need a hairdresser.
It's all the rage with the angels right now. Shame they're about five decades behind the trends down here on Earth.
ReplyDeleteZounds! Then we have found our Holy Mission®! We must bring style to the Angel armies! And I'm not just talking about the magazine!
Vagon,
ReplyDeleteI'm sold, welcome aboard Kelley.
Praise the Lord©!
Vagon said,
ReplyDelete"I'm going to style it into a fetching 50s coif."
That's going to be extremely difficult considering your particular species hair issues. We'll need a hairdresser.
I agree. The humidity might present a bit of a problem too...
Bed Head's pretty darn sexy at the moment though, and what with the prodigious breeding of holy spawn we'll all be engaging in anyway, it might be best to just consolidate our efforts.
"It'll be both interesting and scary to see what he does come 2010 when Los Angeles and San Francisco are still there, and he's not in Israel."
ReplyDelete2010 now? I was under the impression it was going to happen in 2009. Changing the dates already, nice.
Damn falsifiability proving prophecy wrong all the time.
Maybe, I should register under Isai'Ah or Jon'Ah or something like that. No! How about Robert Madew'Ell? Yeah! I like it!
ReplyDeleteOk, I did it! My new screen name. I think I'll keep it until I p*ss someone off.
ReplyDeleteBeamstalk,
ReplyDelete2010 now? I was under the impression it was going to happen in 2009. Changing the dates already, nice.
Damn falsifiability proving prophecy wrong all the time.
No, I think Rufus meant that once the last day in 2009 runs out and LA and SF remain very much as they are today, Dani will find himself at a loss as to what to do next. Perhaps go back to photography?
I thought it was 2009, sometime in June, but now he says 2010. Of course, it'll change again. Or he'll go absolutely batshit crazy and hurt himself and/or others. He needs help, but he won't seek it.
ReplyDeleteNo Rufus, you are wrong. (again)
ReplyDeleteGo check the record.
Can I get a witness?
And when it is fulfilled will you go shoot up a church?
You fit the profile to a tee.
Get help on your knees.
Go check what record, Daniel? Your blog posts? Why don't you, in a few short paragraphs, sum it all up, especially the parts about what exactly is going to happen, and exactly when it's going to happen.
ReplyDeleteWhat profile is that, Daniel? The one where I've estranged myself from my family; where everyone who isn't for me is against me; where those who don't believe me are agents of Satan; where everything is about me?
I don't know what happened to make you like this, Daniel, but you do need help. I hope you get it.