Guys are ready to go like rabbits. We don't give a shit
about foreplay, but for girls it's important.
1) Put up some small Christmas lights around your room.
This is better than candles, because the fucking smoke is too much
to deal with, especially if you have a lot of them.
Don't over do it, just a few lights on a string.
2) Put on some cologne.
3) Download and play some old Jazz. Or whatever SHE likes.
4) Learn how to give a massage. Massage her for freakin 30 minutes
5) Clean your damn house. No, the smell of old pizza is not
6) Take a damn shower.
7) Invite her over to drink and watch a movie.
8) RElax and wait till she starts to get really wet.
Get her drunk.
Repeat as necessary