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Monday, December 15, 2008

Hickory Dickory Dock (By request)

Hickory Dickory Dock,
So you got some errands to do
you go to the cabinet
Take out the Absolut
And swig it from the bottle

hickory dickory dock
You're making jokes about
your cock
The clock stuck 2
you drank some booze
and fell asleep (while your woman waited)
Cause you're all talk.

Hickory Dickery Dock
My bitch just bit my cock
That wasn't very nice
I'll have to punish her
by shooting it in her eyes.

Hickory Dickery Dock
This Rhyme is kinda lame
That's ok cause so are you
And you fucking read it anyway!


  1. I really did laugh out loud.

    You're a star muddy.

  2. I'm printing this out and hanging it on my Christmas tree.

  3. I can't wait to show this to my wife.
    She's always a bit skeptical about some of my cronies. This will ice that cake.

    By the way, that perfectly described our first date.

    By the way, you need to get off the Absolut. Stolichnaya is better, and with a very subtle peppery finish.

  4. Its the only drink I could think of thats somewhat rhymed with "Do"

    I don't drink those expensive vodkas. I go bottom shelf for the $6-7 bottles.

    Alcoholics Math;

    You can buy 5 bottles of cheap vodka or 1 bottle of expensive vodka. Hmmm.


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