You could think on OnFire as a Terry Clone Cyborg.
In a recent cut-and-paste about Noah's Ark, he said this, "Radar scans show a regular pattern of timbers inside the ark formation, revealing keels, keelsons, gunnels, bulkheads, animal chambers, ramp system, door in right front, two large barrels in the front 14' x 24', and an open center area for air flow to all three levels."
Like a child in a tree house.
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ReplyDeleteI already busted his ass using a source from AIG no less. You know you're in trouble when AIG is the voice of reason by comparison.
Is he claiming that someone found the ark? What the....???
ReplyDeleteOh he's a Terry clone. Maybe he's a Poe? It's so hard to tell anymore.
ReplyDeleteOh its true NT, right where Noah left it.
ReplyDeleteIs there any mention of where he kept the penguins? I really love those cuties!!XOXO
Marlin what is wrong with these people??
ReplyDeleteThe ark/flood story has to be one of the easiest bible stories to see through. I never even believed it when I was a kid or as an adult Christian.
I just love that he has such a healthy imagination, that he sees timbers, boat parts, water tanks (A Hot Tub for when Noah's was sick of cleaning up feces?) in a pile of dirt and rock.
ReplyDeleteIt's inspirational.
There,
ReplyDeleteAdded 2 Hot Tubs and a giant Keg, per the description of Onfire.
They kept all the filhy animals up front, and the rest of the boat was like The Love Boat, or a cruise ship. PIMP MY RIDE!
ReplyDeleteWonder which of the children played the part of Gopher or Doc?
ReplyDeleteI found this link that talks about the Noah story and slavery.I dont have time to digest it now, so I just skimmed through it. I dont know how accurate it is. (It seemed OK for the time I gave it) I wonder if anyone here has seen it.
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdrunknoah2.html
have a good day folks.