I had a vision last night! The Big Pink Bunny will come to lacerate all Christian believers. Turn from your faith as long as there is still time, because the wrath of the Big Pink Bunny will be horrible.
Of course you might laugh at this Big Pink Bunny, but it told me in my dreams that there will come scoffers and mockers who will laugh into the face of his prophet.
Fear the Big Pink Bunny!!!
(Disclaimer: I don't hate Christians - The Big Pink Bunny does.)
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No, I don't laugh at it. I've seen it, too and it really frightened me. Beware Christians, its wrath will be horrible!
ReplyDeleteAnd since I have seen the same Big Pink Bunny, its existence is proven beyond doubt. Deep inside, you know it's real. You're just too proud to accept this knowledge.
Who would win in a fight between the BPB and the FSM?
ReplyDeleteWhen I die, I must face judgement before the Big Pink Bunny.
ReplyDeleteJust my friggin luck, I will be carrying my lucky rabbits foot.
I will be damned to the fires of Bunny Hell!
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Oh bah! That bunny is nothing! Fear this bunny!
ReplyDeletebtw. Just to make it clear:
ReplyDeleteI don't hate Christians - the Big Pink Bunny does.
Reynold: I agree. No matter how Huge, Evil or Omnipotent the Big Pink Bunny is, Bun Bun could kick its ass in seconds.
ReplyDeleteKa-click!