For the geeks amongst us, next time someone brings up the "information" argument...
<hypnosis>1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis>2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis>3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis>On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis>Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
<hypnosis>(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
<hypnosis>a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
<hypnosis>11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
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