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Saturday, November 29, 2008

"But I'm A Good Christian"

MINNEAPOLIS - While police say a high-profile indecent conduct case in the Minneapolis Metrodome Saturday is closed, a Carroll woman involved in it told the Daily Times Herald she believes she was a victim of foul play rather than a willing collaborator.

Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, and Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, were ticketed for indecent conduct after they were reportedly caught engaging in sexual activity in a Metrodome men's restroom handicapped stall during the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers game with the Iowa Hawkeyes. More than a dozen people in the restroom were cheering Feldman and Walsh by the time authorities arrived, a University of Minnesota Police report says.

Feldman acknowledged drinking heavily before the game and says she doesn't remember being in the bathroom.

"I would never ever do that," Feldman said. "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

7 comments:

  1. Procreation is what Jesus would do...

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  2. Like there's anyone here who hasn't had drunken sex in a public restroom. (Always go for the handicap stall -- there's more room and you can use the railing next to the toilet for balance.)

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  3. Yeah, it's not her fault. She was set up. That young guy forced the beer down her throat and used mind control to get her in that stall.

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  4. Wasn't it in Minnesota where Senator Larry Craig got caught? I might have to visit there some time. It sounds like it's as much fun as Vegas would be. And I'm not a good Christian, so it should be awesome.

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  5. "Like there's anyone here who hasn't had drunken sex in a public restroom."

    Of course...that's how I spend every Saturday night!

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  6. I'm too germophobic to even go near most public restrooms, much less rub naughties together in there. EWW!

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  7. I'm watching the Vikes playing in the Metrodome tonight. My eyes are on the game but my thoughts are on our hot, sex filled public restrooms.

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