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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Breaking News


This just in-


Ann Coulter has finally shut up!

Her jaw was broken, probably due to the enormous loads of shit constantly streaming from between her lips.

Her mouth is now wired shut.

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16 comments:

  1. Debunkey MonkeyNovember 26, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    Good news everyone! Ann Coulter's mouth has finally been wired shut. Also, I taught the toaster to feel love.

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  2. CraigNovember 26, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    I should maybe rethink this god thing.

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  3. Benjamin FranklinNovember 26, 2008 at 11:55 AM

    I read that she broke her jaw falling down stairs.

    She probably tripped over her adams apple.

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  4. FroggieNovember 26, 2008 at 12:06 PM

    First of all, I always get this feeling that she is actually a man. And, she definitely has issues!

    Also, something doesn't smell right with the falling-down-the-stairs story.

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  5. Benjamin FranklinNovember 26, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    Anytime I need a chuckle I read

    http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

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  6. KelleyNovember 26, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    Karma
    You're doin' it wrong.

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  7. KelleyNovember 26, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    Karma in the more antiseptic, "what goes around comes around sort of way," not as in the Universe is out to get you.

    OK, I admit it's pretty weak...

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  8. nonmagicNovember 26, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    I loathe that woman. She is so vapid it's almost unbelievable.

    I had TMJ surgery the old fashioned way about 20 years ago, however, and I can tell you that while not painful in the least, there is nothing you could pay me to make me go back through the experience of having my jaws wired shut for 7 1/2 weeks. She's in for a bit of a rough ride.

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  9. BeamStalkNovember 26, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    I couldn't think of a better Holiday Miracle.

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  10. TJHNovember 26, 2008 at 2:20 PM

    Ann Coulter makes me use a word that I never use otherwise.

    Ann Coulter: SUPERCUNT!

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  11. WhatevermanNovember 26, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    Good, can't stand the wench...

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  12. Benjamin FranklinNovember 26, 2008 at 6:00 PM

    When I looked up the word harridan in the dictionary, what I found was a picture of Ann Coulter.

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  13. The MudSkipper ShowNovember 26, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    Her pimp probably Pimp slapped her too hard

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  14. AnonymousNovember 26, 2008 at 8:49 PM

    Actually, I like Ann Coulter.

    (but you guys knew that already)

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  15. TJHNovember 26, 2008 at 8:55 PM

    Yeah, it's one of your less redeeming qualities.

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  16. AnonymousNovember 27, 2008 at 9:58 PM

    I thought we said witches do not exist ... hope MFT is not watching.

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