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Showing posts with label you gotta be fucking kidding me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label you gotta be fucking kidding me. Show all posts

Friday, November 7, 2008

Child Abuse?

Jean thinks her 4 year old daughter is a wretched sinner.

I thought her post on slavery was outrageous but this one takes the cake.

She says:
Sometimes during the day or before bed, she always asks me if she has been good, and I always try to be as honest as I can with her, and I will tell her what she has done wrong if I can remember. If she has been better than usual I will praise her and tell her. I have never said to her she has been a perfect little girl who has done nothing wrong all day, If I say that to her then I am a liar and I will be doing her more harm than good. I do not believe in teaching children self esteem or that they should feel good about themselves, because they should not.


Yes my four year old daughter told me that the only person who would ever help her to be a good girl was Jesus Christ, because she could not do it on her own. I have never told her this. I would have thought this is too deep for a four year old to understand. That she was a sinner, she could not control her sinful nature. She wanted to be good but she could not, instead she did things that where wrong no matter how she tried to be good. Her theology is far deeper than that of many preachers today. I mean she gets it.

(my bold)

I was so amazed by God's power that I wanted to cry. I have never shared this with her, so how did she know? It can only be the work of the Holy Spirit. For a little girl to know that she can not be good on her own, that there is only one who can help her, that is Jesus is beyond my comprehension. When she said that all I said to her was that she was right. I did not say anything more as I was in shock and I did not want to ruin what the Lord was doing in her heart.


I posted on it on my blog

Shocking, unbelievable. And she has comments from people saying how inspiring that is.

Is it just me?

Friday, August 15, 2008

Sound Recording of Hell (Real)

Sorry for the Autoplay (hit pause if you're scared). Put the children in another room. Listen and be AMAZED and SCARED!!!!

The anthropology website that uncovered this audio.

EDIT: I couldn't fix the autoplay (was getting kind of annoying having to scroll down and turn it off every time I refreshed the page) so I deleted the file, but the link is still there for anybody who wants to hear it. -- LCJ

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Sheesh...Ray isn't even trying anymore...

Witness the latest blithering idiocy of our good pal Ray Comfort. First he attempts to twist a Lewis Beck quote into an affirmation of God. Priceless.

Then, he goes on to say that he agrees with Beck regarding the gullibility of human nature (not exactly what Beck was alluding to, but definitely a subject near and dear to Ray, for obvious reasons), and cites as an example...you guessed it, evolution.

Yes, according to Ray, the Theory of Evolution, which is supported by an overwhelming amount of evidence, is the proof of man's gullibility, while his magic Sky Daddy, his zombie son, and all the various ghosts and spectres of his irrational superstitions, which are not supported by ANY evidence, is the Truth.

What's really tragically laughable about this is that Ray cautions his acolytes thusly:

"It is a lesson to us never to take what we are told on face value."

That's precisely what we don't do with evolution, Ray, and you would know that if you had any understanding of the Theory, or of the word "Theory" as it pertains to the scientific method, or, indeed, of the scientific method in general.

That's also precisely what you expect of everyone when you read from your big magic book...you expect everyone to simply accept what you're telling them on face value, and any failure of them to do so means they're "rebelling against God".

Sickening.

To maintain that we "should never take what we are told on face value", and then turn right around and try to sell religion is a serious stretch, even for you, Ray. The cornerstone of your religion is faith, and faith is nothing more than a willing suspension of the critical thinking process...to believe in something despite a complete lack of evidence to support the belief. In short, faith is the act of taking what you are told at face value.

Ray then revisits his moronic claim that evolution's purpose is to give atheists an excuse to hide from God. Ray, we don't need an excuse to hide from something THAT ISN'T THERE.

Fuckwit.

But Ray's post isn't all lies. He inadvertently writes an extremely accurate statement near the end of his post:

"Man is a deceiver and at the same time he is easily deceived. The essence of deception is that a deceived person will not know he is deceived."

As we all know by now, Ray has quite a bit of experience with deception...after all, it is his meal ticket.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I smell smoke. I think my Irony-Meter just blew a coil again. Damnit, Ray, these thing's aren't cheap, and some of us don't have mouth-breathing cultists to fleece for walkin-around money.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Wanna be my slave, Jean?

I've been thinking about this all day. I can't really stop thinking about it. (I wasn't going to dig back through the comments to find her comment to link to, so Dale I'm using your post.)

I've been working up a pretty good spit over it and I'm about to say something that is going to piss some people off, but I really don't care. If you don't like what I type then do yourself the favor of not reading it.

Jean, since you think slavery isn't wrong if done in a 'godly way', whatever the hell that means, how about you define your terms and I'll give you my address. You can show up and I'll enslave you and I'll do it as closely as I possibly can to the way slavery was done in the bible. No? Why not? By your own admission 'every person is a slave anyway' so what's the difference?

Jean, I am not a slave. I am not a slave to your invisible friend and I am not slave to a mythological character called the devil, as much as you'd like to think I am. You, however, deserve what you get for your line of thinking. With thoughts like that you are just waiting to be taken advantage of and I can't say I'd blame the person who did.

And of all the fucking gall for a black female to say that slavery isn't wrong !!

I'd like to thank you for making the comment you did, Jean. You have let me know that you are too brainwashed and daft for me to ever consider a single word you say as worthy of consideration.