...and now for something completely different!

I found this weird song by some talentless git. I can't believe someone would release something like this to the internet for everyone to ridicule. It's absolutely horrible, it's like this guy who's never recoded a song before (at least max 1) just walked into a piano class at our local uni, scribbled up a quick ditty and sang some rubbish over it, bothering to record only one take through his Macbook's internal mic and running with it.

Here's the mp3 (1,05mb)

Comfort man  - beta.mp3 (mediafire)

Comfort man  - beta.mp3 (direct link)

and lyrics

COMFORT MAN

It appears life's without a purpose
You'll have to make the most of it while here
 
But if you need something special
I know a man who won't cut you a raw deal

commit to inanity
suppress your integrity
fortify your inerrancy
deny your humanity
 
and you'll acquire
all you require
to lead the choir,
as the next

Comfort Man
Comfort Man...
 
existential quandaries no more
absolute certainty makes you feel oh so fine
enter this, this state of bliss,
with his starter package for $19.99

disregard posterity
distort reality
lie incessantly
be immune to parody

and you'll acquire
all you require
to lead the choir,
as the next

Comfort Man
Comfort Man...

You can even hear him chew bubble gum when not "singing"! He also misses cues, notes on the piano and has horrible pronunciation! Fo' chrissakes, why did I do this!

Well, this song is here because I'm kind of proud of it (my first original composition with lyrics) and I'm a lazy nutter who'll probably never finish making a proper recording of it. I also though some of you might have some fun listening to it. Thank you Ray for inspiring a bout of creativity.