Jokes about Creationists

Here's an idea what to do while Ray will be gone: Lets make up some jokes about the stupidity of creationists.

Ray Comfort is shot in a spaceship together with two trained apes into outer space by NASA. On the first day of the journey NASA contacts them:
"
NASA to ape-1: Readjust the solar-panels and prepare experiment 1.
NASA to ape-2: Prepare for spacewalk to check hull of spaceship and help ape-1 with experiment 1.
NASA to Ray Comfort: Remember to feed the apes , and do not dare to touch any buttons!"

How does a creationists braincell die?
- lonely

What happens if a creationist accidently swallows a housefly?
- His IQ doubles.

How do you make the eyes of a creationist shine?
- You hold a flashlight against on of his ears.

How does a creationist kill his goldfish?
- He tries to drown it.

And how does he try to kill his parrot?
- He throws it of a bridge.