Guys, this science shit is c-r-a-z-y!

Wow,

I've been wondering about my lack of sex-drive recently. I've been feeling torn, as if I want to just rip myself in two and go off in separate directions to find more fertile hunting grounds.

I was at a loss to explain this strange occurrence until I stumbled across a science blog that has all the answers; you may have heard of it....



It's 'Ray Comfort's: Atheist Central' of course!

Sexs [sic] Without Sex

This post explains the funny feelings I've been having, with reference to the atheist god, Darwin. Apparently:

"Darwin theorized that mankind (both male and female) evolved alongside each other over millions of years, both reproducing after their own kind before the ability to physically have sex evolved. They did this through "asexuality" ("without sexual desire or activity or lacking any apparent sex or sex organs"). Each of them split in half ("Asexual organisms reproduce by fission (splitting in half)."
- Ray Comfort



So that explains it. Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up; I can now go back to following my ancestors by asexually reproducing as nature intended. Now, where's my chainsaw..........groovy!

Also, from the same post;

"There are no repercussions if evolution is true. However, if the Bible comes out the winner, you may find yourself losing your most precious possession"

My penis? God's going to take my penis? What the fuck is going on here??!!


Cheers,


Matt