Brianb's Lesson on Evolution

Brianb says:

So let’s see how evolution works:

fish-fish-fishbird-fishbird-bird-bird

So am I wrong here that we should see evidence of fossils showing:

fish-fish-fish changing to bird-fish changing to bird-bird-bird

What did the fish do lay a egg and out popped a full bird. Or wait, maybe the fish jumped on land and somehow grew lungs, then thought to itself, wow if only I could fly (I think therefore I am) presto wings started growing...

You Evo's say we have been around for billions of years and life has been evolving this whole time. There should be mountains of evidence in the fossil record.

And you guys say we have blind faith...

Who do we have to contact to get this guy the PhD he so clearly deserves? He's convinced me. Evolution is stupid. Why have I wasted my life taking all of these science classes?

See you suckers later, I'm off to the Creation Museum.