tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post8661166598978012583..comments2023-10-29T08:19:51.395-05:00Comments on The Raytractors - Ray Comfort's Detractors: God Hates McDonald'sMacGyver Jrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02307024564664964571noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-21006047949783539062008-10-01T17:02:00.000-05:002008-10-01T17:02:00.000-05:00Quasar:Maybe I'll work on a little story and you c...Quasar:<BR/><BR/>Maybe I'll work on a little story and you can do the illustrations. A graphic novel about Ray's and NM's great love affair. It'll blow Frank Miller out of the water.TJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10570384567898770658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-42529471682890189942008-10-01T16:39:00.000-05:002008-10-01T16:39:00.000-05:00[snap]Eye... twitching...Hey, Rufus, want me to dr...[snap]<BR/><BR/>Eye... twitching...<BR/><BR/>Hey, Rufus, want me to draw another parody?<BR/><BR/>[twitch]<BR/><BR/>On second thoughts, I'm not <I>that</I> insane. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to warm up the doomsday device.<BR/><BR/>MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAGGHH!!!!Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04219765882891909223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-14507691769508774922008-10-01T09:48:00.000-05:002008-10-01T09:48:00.000-05:00What are you upset about, nonmagic? That was beaut...What are you upset about, nonmagic? That was beautiful, and a thing of beauty is a joy forever.TJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10570384567898770658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-65631224652195234902008-10-01T09:27:00.000-05:002008-10-01T09:27:00.000-05:00Rufus,THWAP !!!!!!!! I swear if I could beat you ...Rufus,<BR/><BR/><BR/>THWAP !!!!!!!! I swear if I could beat you through my screen I would!!nonmagichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12986030395050670437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-33646069529171541472008-10-01T06:43:00.000-05:002008-10-01T06:43:00.000-05:00I rather think you'll find Ray uses his personalit...I rather think you'll find Ray uses his personality as birth control.BaldySlapheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122283491292815849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-85636928289750413192008-10-01T02:33:00.000-05:002008-10-01T02:33:00.000-05:00No, Ray uses his Million Dollar tracts as condoms....No, Ray uses his Million Dollar tracts as condoms.TJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10570384567898770658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-70725601723233698572008-10-01T02:23:00.000-05:002008-10-01T02:23:00.000-05:00Rufus,I think you have scarred me for life. I'm cu...Rufus,<BR/><BR/>I think you have scarred me for life. I'm curious though, in this fantasy does Ray have tracts fluttering around him as he embraces in a kiss??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-60646422512606975452008-10-01T01:43:00.000-05:002008-10-01T01:43:00.000-05:00Ah, nonmagic, I see you and Ray running toward one...Ah, nonmagic, I see you and Ray running toward one another in slow motion, with arms open wide, at Huntington Beach. You embrace each and fall to the sand and begin a scene that will make people forget all about Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in From Here to Eternity. <BR/><BR/>"Oh, Ray, HBKS me, HBKS me"!<BR/><BR/>"You brazen, false convert hussy! Let my rod and staff COMFORT you"!<BR/><BR/>Sweet dreams.TJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10570384567898770658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-55250254647849124892008-09-30T23:29:00.000-05:002008-09-30T23:29:00.000-05:00Rufus, when I get you back for all I owe you it's ...Rufus, when I get you back for all I owe you it's gonna hurt. ;)nonmagichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12986030395050670437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-66793783574051932152008-09-30T21:41:00.000-05:002008-09-30T21:41:00.000-05:00NM:Do you mean practice running away from Ray, or ...NM:<BR/><BR/>Do you mean practice running away from Ray, or practice running toward him?TJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10570384567898770658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-9769858518934453722008-09-30T21:30:00.000-05:002008-09-30T21:30:00.000-05:00So, if his invisible friend shut his eyes for 15 m...So, if his invisible friend shut his eyes for 15 minutes, Ray would fuck everything that couldn't run fast enough to get away.<BR/><BR/>I guess that's nice to know.<BR/><BR/>I'm going to go practice running now.nonmagichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12986030395050670437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-65833493389949827092008-09-30T20:41:00.000-05:002008-09-30T20:41:00.000-05:00Well, I am an Elitist Bastard(tm) and I would neve...Well, I am an Elitist Bastard(tm) and I would never deign to subjigate my palate to the abonimations emanating from McDonalds. In other words, I'm not lovin it.<BR/><BR/>I do, however like my Woodward rare.Benjamin Franklinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00975695604400974378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-56296060038724895712008-09-30T20:17:00.000-05:002008-09-30T20:17:00.000-05:00I'm not fond of McDonald's either. Nor can I bring...I'm not fond of McDonald's either. Nor can I bring myself to say, "I do like looking at juicy burgers!" as a metaphor.<BR/><BR/>Ray is retarded. I'm sure his wife his flattered knowing that only hellfire makes Ray keep his banana in his pants.Daddy Stegosaurushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032514212638090326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-24570956926712220252008-09-30T20:11:00.000-05:002008-09-30T20:11:00.000-05:00The marriage of burger and donut?The marriage of burger and donut?Yaegerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08639306782444621435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-85941957642617140982008-09-30T17:45:00.000-05:002008-09-30T17:45:00.000-05:00I was rather of the impression Mr Vandross wasn't ...I was rather of the impression Mr Vandross wasn't likely to be interested in the sort of marriage Ray would approve of.BaldySlapheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122283491292815849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-91754264460780306972008-09-30T17:28:00.000-05:002008-09-30T17:28:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.BaldySlapheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122283491292815849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-48832903633402511532008-09-30T15:53:00.000-05:002008-09-30T15:53:00.000-05:00Oh, I was assuming Lex. I had not considered Mr. ...Oh, I was assuming Lex. I had not considered Mr. Vandross.BeamStalkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772110446629492132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-80080116910867860722008-09-30T15:43:00.000-05:002008-09-30T15:43:00.000-05:00Which Lutheran are they talking about there though...Which Lutheran are they talking about there though? Lex or Mr. Vandross?Yaegerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08639306782444621435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-73775820745482654052008-09-30T15:36:00.000-05:002008-09-30T15:36:00.000-05:00Dale,I found this chart even more interesting:Deno...Dale,<BR/><BR/>I found this chart even more interesting:<BR/><BR/>Denomination (in order of decreasing divorce rate) <BR/><BR/>% who have been divorced<BR/>Non-denominational ** 34%<BR/>Baptists 29%<BR/>Mainline Protestants 25%<BR/>Mormons 24%<BR/>Catholics 21%<BR/>Lutherans 21%<BR/><BR/>Catholics and Lutherans are on par with Agnostics/Atheists. According to Ray Catholicism is a false religion. Not sure what he thinks of Lutherans.<BR/><BR/>** Barna uses the term "non-denominational" to refer to Evangelical Christian congregations that are not affiliated with a specific denomination. The vast majority are fundamentalist in their theological beliefs.<BR/><BR/>Basically as it is even further broken down, fundi marriages do even more poorly.BeamStalkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772110446629492132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-25515666799775910142008-09-30T15:30:00.000-05:002008-09-30T15:30:00.000-05:00Yeah, if god wasn't watching I'd be fucking everyt...Yeah, if god wasn't watching I'd be fucking everything that moves. That's what they mean.TJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10570384567898770658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-82993238189281823422008-09-30T15:24:00.001-05:002008-09-30T15:24:00.001-05:00So in other words "hunny I don't cheat on you beca...So in other words "hunny I don't cheat on you because god's watching" How romantic.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-35199982220879712452008-09-30T15:24:00.000-05:002008-09-30T15:24:00.000-05:00I was waiting for Ray to mention Newman, though he...I was waiting for Ray to mention Newman, though he didn't use his name. I posted on that thread, and the Getting Nervous one. Waiting to see if they're allowed. I simply stated that Newman didn't cheat on his wife out of love and respect, rather than fear of your imaginary sky daddy. One of my favorite actors. Remember; sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.TJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10570384567898770658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-54765305606045923542008-09-30T14:41:00.000-05:002008-09-30T14:41:00.000-05:00That's the difference between Christians and athei...That's the difference between Christians and atheists. They openly admit that they need the threat of Hell to do the right thing, while we do the right thing because it's the right thing.DisComforting Ignorancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04279112381253209661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-20222005778023324142008-09-30T14:28:00.000-05:002008-09-30T14:28:00.000-05:00Beamstalk,Bingo! I was looking for that study. ...Beamstalk,<BR/><BR/>Bingo! I was looking for that study. Thanks.<BR/><BR/>Yeager,<BR/>We're still using asbestos.Froggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12972110380349786742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-74490966269333128872008-09-30T14:17:00.000-05:002008-09-30T14:17:00.000-05:00As we all are aware, the best way to fireproof one...As we all are aware, the best way to fireproof one's marriage is through gypsum plaster.Yaegerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08639306782444621435noreply@blogger.com