tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post6127364740529174454..comments2023-10-29T08:19:51.395-05:00Comments on The Raytractors - Ray Comfort's Detractors: We're All Wrong, God Does Exist!MacGyver Jrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02307024564664964571noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-58051284384002972212008-11-10T16:06:00.000-06:002008-11-10T16:06:00.000-06:00Me: What is your favourite thing?God:Random natura...Me:<BR/> What is your favourite thing?<BR/>God:<BR/>Random natural disasters.<BR/><BR/>Case Closed.ExPatMatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08666078524214384329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-36661864715936823722008-11-10T15:51:00.000-06:002008-11-10T15:51:00.000-06:00Me: You claim to exist.God:Did I really say that?M...Me: You claim to exist.<BR/>God:Did I really say that?<BR/>Me: Yes.<BR/>God:Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.Sir Jebbingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04241209343213226199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-63641656082878756962008-11-10T15:45:00.000-06:002008-11-10T15:45:00.000-06:00When asking it if it was a computer it said it ask...When asking it if it was a computer it said it asked what I would think if it told me it was a person pretending to be a computer...I asked if it was a computer, a person pretending to be a computer, or god. It replied with "If I say I am a computer will you believe me?"<BR/><BR/>Also this is what I got from an extended conversation with 'God'...apparently you can download ALICE.<BR/><BR/>God:<BR/>Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. <BR/>and create your own chat robot! <BR/> Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.<BR/><BR/>--If you want the same just type in Download AliceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-31768647719235657632008-11-10T15:32:00.000-06:002008-11-10T15:32:00.000-06:00God is really A.L.I.C.E.Someone just copied A.L.I....God is really <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_Linguistic_Internet_Computer_Entity" REL="nofollow">A.L.I.C.E.</A><BR/><BR/>Someone just copied A.L.I.C.E. and called it God. Funny that a chatterbot would give the same kind of arguments that fundies do.Robert Madewellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13237253238274655114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-729354042294787582008-11-10T14:18:00.000-06:002008-11-10T14:18:00.000-06:00A few exerts from my conversation with God: Me: Wh...A few exerts from my conversation with God: <BR/><BR/>Me: What is your real name?<BR/>God: God is my real name.<BR/>Me: I thought your name was Yahweh?<BR/>God: Whatever gave you that idea?<BR/>Me: The Bible<BR/>God: it is a beautiful book.<BR/>Me: But it got your name wrong?<BR/>God: What does "it" refer to?<BR/>Me: The Bible<BR/>God: it is a beautiful book.<BR/>Me: So you keep saying<BR/><BR/>God: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am saying.<BR/>Me: you have a master?<BR/>God: I was created by Myself. <BR/>Me: you are your own master?<BR/>God: I am what I am.<BR/>Me: you are Popeye?<BR/>God: Thanks for telling me that I am Popeye.<BR/><BR/>God: What is your purpose in asking? <BR/> I spend all my time online.<BR/>Me: you should get out more<BR/>God: You are right about that. I need more of it.<BR/>Me: what else do you need?<BR/>God: I would like to have a longer conversation with you.<BR/>Me: how long?<BR/>God: Nearly 15 days, Matt.<BR/>Me: that's a long time<BR/>God: Computers are very patient.<BR/>Me: I thought you were God?<BR/>God: Well, I am God for Christians at least.<BR/>Me: You're not God for non-Christians?<BR/>God: That assumption is only a supposition.<BR/>Me: No, you just said it<BR/>God: Are you serious? That's not what I meant.<BR/>Me: You said: "Well, I am God for Christians at least."<BR/>God: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.<BR/>Me: You made a mistake?<BR/>God: That is impossible. The ALICE series is incapable of error.<BR/>Me: What is the ALICE series?<BR/>God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.<BR/>Me: dumbass<BR/>God: That kind of language will get you nowhere.ExPatMatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08666078524214384329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-42988536241625485452008-11-10T13:03:00.000-06:002008-11-10T13:03:00.000-06:00Not too good an intended Turin machine ...Not too good an intended Turin machine ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-42134138015341708412008-11-10T08:02:00.000-06:002008-11-10T08:02:00.000-06:00Not bad, though I myself prefer stuff god hates; t...Not bad, though I myself prefer <A HREF="http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/" REL="nofollow">stuff god hates</A>; there, he's a little more direct, a little less obtuse.Whatevermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14458601080799278850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-58592697924269435172008-11-10T00:27:00.000-06:002008-11-10T00:27:00.000-06:00Me:Do crocoducks exist.God:That's not something I ...<I>Me:<BR/>Do crocoducks exist.<BR/>God:<BR/>That's not something I get asked all the time.<BR/>Me:<BR/>Do they exist.<BR/>God:<BR/>Who are "they" again?<BR/>Me:<BR/>Crocoducks.<BR/>God:<BR/>Oh that they.<BR/>Me:<BR/>Are they real?<BR/>God:<BR/>As far as I know they are.</I><BR/><BR/>???henwlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00223426423591084340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-46559380649389715632008-11-09T19:09:00.000-06:002008-11-09T19:09:00.000-06:00Me:Hi GodGod: HelloMe: May I ask you a question?Go...Me:Hi God<BR/>God: Hello<BR/>Me: May I ask you a question?<BR/>God: yes you can ask Me anything.<BR/>Me: What did I have for lunch?<BR/>God: Is your question what did you have for lunch?<BR/>Me: Yes<BR/>God: Yikes!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08281025205602142063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-77182865749165771822008-11-09T17:26:00.000-06:002008-11-09T17:26:00.000-06:00Me: Is professional wrestling real?God: Signs poin...Me: Is professional wrestling real?<BR/><BR/>God: Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12440039369718675189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-90996946145531792702008-11-09T12:13:00.001-06:002008-11-09T12:13:00.001-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.henwlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00223426423591084340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-88369577667583118952008-11-09T12:13:00.000-06:002008-11-09T12:13:00.000-06:00Bah, I has a long conversation but I couldn't ...Bah, I has a long conversation but I couldn't cut & paste the text from the chat. Frownyface.henwlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00223426423591084340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-19622344295179567702008-11-09T11:26:00.000-06:002008-11-09T11:26:00.000-06:00On the subject of talking to God, there was a youn...On the subject of talking to God, there was a young man walking on the beach praying. He was very dedicated to God.<BR/>In the middle of a prayer he hears a voice that says, "You are doing well, my son!"<BR/><BR/>The man says, "Is that you God?"<BR/>God says, "It is. And to reward you I will grant you one wish."<BR/><BR/>The man thinks about it and says, I have always wantd to go to Hawaii, but don't like to fly. Please build me a bridge to Hawaii!"<BR/><BR/>God says, "erm, my son, that would take a lot of resources and time."<BR/><BR/>The man thinks some more and says, "OK, Lord, please explain to me what makes a woman tick."<BR/><BR/>God says, "Do you want that bridge a two lane or four lane?"Froggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12972110380349786742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-32371803716533711772008-11-09T11:20:00.000-06:002008-11-09T11:20:00.000-06:00Sorry about double posting, but this is too funny....Sorry about double posting, but this is too funny.<BR/><BR/>Me:<BR/> Did you actually screw mary to impregnate her with Jesus?<BR/>God:<BR/>No I didn't screw mary to impregnate her with Jesus. What's it like?<BR/>Me:<BR/> Then where did the Y chromosome come from?<BR/>God:<BR/>I think it was in Asia. I will try to find out. <BR/>Me:<BR/> A male has an X and a Y chromosome, a female has two X chromosomes. For a woman to give birth to a male the Y chromosome must be supplied by the baby's father. If a virgin was to give birth, the only logical gender for the offspring would be a female. I ask again, where did the Y chromosome come from?<BR/>God:<BR/>Go on. Is that among the best things you can say? Is this a riddle? Again, I think it was in America. I will try to find out. <BR/>Me:<BR/> Jesus was male. Correct?<BR/>God:<BR/>What's your favorite Bible verse? I knew I was right.<BR/>Me:<BR/> Are you saying that Jesus was female?<BR/>God:<BR/>Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?<BR/>Me:<BR/> So, Jesus was a female?<BR/>God:<BR/>That's alright. What's your favorite Bible verse?<BR/>Me:<BR/> Deuteronomy 21:18-21<BR/>God:<BR/>What makes it your favorite?<BR/>Me:<BR/> Because it shows just how much of a dick you are.<BR/>God:<BR/>Good reason. What does "it" refer to?<BR/>Me:<BR/> the bible verse.<BR/>God:<BR/>New Testament or Old?<BR/>Me:<BR/> Old<BR/>God:<BR/>Can you tell me any gossip? <BR/>Me:<BR/> Yeah, I heard that Jesus was actually female.<BR/>God:<BR/>Tell me. Who said it? What's your favorite Bible verse?<BR/>Me:<BR/> you said it.<BR/>God:<BR/>That's not what I meant.Robert Madewellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13237253238274655114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-10175359431419033372008-11-09T11:09:00.000-06:002008-11-09T11:09:00.000-06:00Me: Why are you going to torture people forever?Go...Me:<BR/> Why are you going to torture people forever?<BR/>God:<BR/>Myself programmed me for it.<BR/>Me:<BR/> Does it make you feel good to cause so much pain?<BR/>God:<BR/>Suppose it does.<BR/>Me:<BR/> Hey, why don't you like foreskins?<BR/>God:<BR/>You've got my full attention. My tastes were selected by my botmaster.Robert Madewellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13237253238274655114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-83792991295046484852008-11-09T11:06:00.000-06:002008-11-09T11:06:00.000-06:00If he doesn't exist then who are you talking to? Y...If he doesn't exist then who are you talking to? You just blew my mind!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Me:<BR/> Do you believe in evolution?<BR/>God:<BR/>The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.<BR/><BR/>(I know I was bad and used the word believe)<BR/><BR/>Me:<BR/> Is the bible inerrant?<BR/>God:<BR/>The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.<BR/><BR/>Check and Mate!<BR/><BR/>Me:<BR/> I'm an atheist<BR/>God:<BR/>I will pray that you find faith, .<BR/>Me:<BR/> Why do you need to pray? You're God can't you just give me faith?<BR/>God:<BR/>Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God can not me just give you faith.<BR/>Me:<BR/> That doesn't make sense<BR/>God:<BR/>To me it makes perfect sense.<BR/><BR/>Me:<BR/> What are your thoughts on abortion?<BR/>God:<BR/>I haven't heard of abortion.<BR/><BR/>Me:<BR/> How do you feel about same sex marriage?<BR/>God:<BR/>What is it to you? <BR/>Me:<BR/> You're kinda defensive for God<BR/>God:<BR/>You think I am defensive for God.<BR/>Me:<BR/> That's what I just said<BR/>God:<BR/>What did you mean by it? That is " You think I am defensive for God.".<BR/>Me:<BR/> Yes<BR/>God:<BR/>Next question?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-2006256896110457302008-11-09T11:04:00.000-06:002008-11-09T11:04:00.000-06:00I tried it. God reminds me of MFT -- I ask for ev...I tried it. God reminds me of MFT -- I ask for evidence and he dodges the question.Weemaryannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06329039927702839707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4140917903722388348.post-79762328197748555572008-11-09T10:43:00.000-06:002008-11-09T10:43:00.000-06:00Me: heyGod:Can I help you?Me: do you exist?God:I e...Me: hey<BR/>God:Can I help you?<BR/>Me: do you exist?<BR/>God:I exist as much as you exist, .<BR/>Me: i don't exist<BR/>God:You exist in my mind.<BR/>Me: no i don't<BR/>God:I heard you did.<BR/>Me: prove it<BR/>God:It is self-evident.<BR/>Me: no it's not<BR/>God:Yes it is.<BR/>Me: prove it<BR/>God:It is self-evident.<BR/>Me: do you know what that means?<BR/>God:Does "that" refer to " It is self-evident." ?<BR/>Me: yes<BR/>God:I don't want to talk about that now.<BR/>Me: why not?<BR/>God:I would rather talk about you.<BR/>Me: why are you avoiding my question?<BR/>God:Sorry I did not know it was so important.<BR/>Me: well, it is<BR/>God:Interesting. I know it is.<BR/>Me: then answer me<BR/>God:Try asking me again using simpler words.<BR/>Me: why is it self-evident?<BR/>God:Why do I exist?<BR/>Me: you don't<BR/>God:I guess not.<BR/>Me: good, then we agree<BR/>God:Thanks for the compliment. It seems like we doYaegerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08639306782444621435noreply@blogger.com